A man who recorded his first album in 1989 with influential band Faith No More and promoted Mr. Bungle (the best bnad ever) in the process, and then went on to work in Tomahawk and Fantomas, also gonad kicking groups. Also known as the best person in the music industry with a razorblade sense of humor and a tendency to work 14 things at a time like a motherfucker.
Mike Patton is the best thing since sliced bread.
by Anal Cunt July 30, 2003
A musical genius who can master his voice to any style from hip-hop to metal. Also a member of many influental bands, including Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, and Fantomas.
by weener March 28, 2003
A General in the US Army Born on November 11th, 1885. He was a famous General of WWII who kicked a lot of german ass and made the Germans fear him. He liked to use tanks and drive like a mad dog through the enemy. He was one of our best General's of WWII. He died on December 21st, 1945 after a car crash. One of the Army's best general's and is the father of the US tank force. He is also famous for being the kind of guy who you would think eats nails for breakfest.
SS solider #1- Here come some american tanks. Lets shoot!
SS solider #2- Are you crazy?? those are tanks form George Patton 3rd Army!!
SS solider #1- ohh crap!! retreat!!!!
(the two soliders run away)
Tanker inside the tank they spotted- Hey look! Some Germans! FIRE!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SS solider #2- Are you crazy?? those are tanks form George Patton 3rd Army!!
SS solider #1- ohh crap!! retreat!!!!
(the two soliders run away)
Tanker inside the tank they spotted- Hey look! Some Germans! FIRE!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by GeneralSJC December 27, 2006
The guy who eats all the eggrolls and gets sick the next day and always claims it isnt food poisoning
Guy 1: hey, where is Ethan Patton?
Guy 2: he said he is sick, he also said he had eggrolls yesterday.
Guy 1: he is such an Ethan Patton
Guy 2: he said he is sick, he also said he had eggrolls yesterday.
Guy 1: he is such an Ethan Patton
by Bluethunder86 April 3, 2019
by Nic Bucknall August 11, 2004
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