pamphlet professor

Person who thinks they know everything about a subject, just by reading a tiny blurb.

#MemeMD

That Zach kid is such a pamphlet professor. He don't know $hit!!!

pamphlet professor by BigRed2727 November 30, 2017

Pamphlet kid 

The type of child whose actions need to be explained to strangers by bringing awareness to his or her condition. Said condition can only be described through one medium: a pamphlet.

Today some pamphlet kid tipped over my cart at the grocery store and called me a cunt. His mother promptly handed me the appropriate literature without apology.

Pamphlet kid by Big-Pink June 10, 2016

pamphlet man

1) boi who gwan chat bout he religion
2) boi who gwan try n convert sexi gyalz in he religion
3) boi who dun wan nah action from gyal dem

1) *couple making out* boi: i jus went door to door advertising my religion

gurl : bun u i'll go sex diff manz

2) boi: sexy Kizzles plzzzz join my religion
Sexy Kizzles: lick my pum
boi: not until marriage

3) sexy kizzles: fuck my hard bytch squeeze me, ooooooo i wanna suck u
boi: wuts this gurl doing i dont want that her pants are too tite

pamphlet man by rizzles July 4, 2004

Pamphlet Professional 

Someone who has a brief and surface-level overview of a topic.

He's such a pamphlet professional, he has no depth of knowledge and knows only a little about this topic.

Pamphlet Professional by anonymous January 18, 2024

the reynolds pamphlet 

That moment when you fuck up so bad that you're never gonna be president now...

Hamilton just had to go and write The Reynolds Pamphlet, didn't he?

the reynolds pamphlet by Alexander Hamilshit May 11, 2018

Russian Pamphlet 

When you spit in her pussy, and proceed to stick a piece of paper inside the vagina and light it on fire

Yesterday I got so turnt that I tried the Russian Pamphlet

Russian Pamphlet by analplug December 4, 2019

art pamphlet 

A jazz or scud magazine; one handed reading material.

"Hey Gordon, wheres the art pamphlets, Cherie's on the blob and i'm gonna have to knock one out before I address Parliament on climate change". "There in the shitter where you left them Tony, you fucking twat"

art pamphlet by Garthy September 19, 2006