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Nutrivention 

Derived from the English words "Nutrition" and "Intervention." In a nutrivention, a group of friends gather around the food addict and explain how their problem has affected their life. They can then force their nutritional values upon them. This may include but is not limited to: 1)Taking their brownies 2) Taking too long to use the ice cream scoop 3) Forcing them to eat a half serving (14 1/2) of goldfish.
Lauren, this is a Nutrivention. Just because the gum says 0 calories, it's not. It's really <.00001
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nutrientation 

the specialization of providing nutrients to plants or animals.
Dirt will someday be replaced with new hyper-super-awesome-plant nutrientation pellets.
nutrientation by windral January 5, 2008

Nutriments 

A mix up of two words into one. "Nutrients" and "Nourishment"
Make sure you get plenty Nutriments when you are ill.
Nutriments by Bishbashbosch May 3, 2016

rich in nutrients 

A term used to describe something that you think is awesome, or really cool.
man, did you see that? that was rich in nutrients.

Suck My Nutrients 

because girls can't say suck my dick, and its rather inapropriate to say suck my boobies, you say suck my nutrients.
(think of boobie milk)
boy: suck my dick!!!
girl: suck my nutrients!!!!!
Suck My Nutrients by urbanamurrica September 7, 2010

Nutrientated

Verb: Past Tense. The act of receiving nutrients.
Since blood transports nutrients and oxygen throughout your body for absorption by the surrounding tissues, it’s imperative that your blood make its way into every nook and cranny to ensure everything stays oxygenated and nutrientated.

Nutrientses

An extra amount of nutrients
They are a lot of nutrientses I’m taking in
Nutrientses by AlbinoBoi March 30, 2021