fish: hello i live in norway

person: let me eat you
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A very awesome place to grow up in, but has rather cold weather, Bondevik as Prime minister, and more computer-illiterate people than you can shake a ram-stick at.

Still, though, you gotta love it.
So, wanna go to spain?
Fuck no, I wanna stay in Norway.
by Zei_Kirin February 22, 2004
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The land of gnomes and trolls!

(The Book Of Mormon's description of Norway)
Nick: Hey man! I'm gonna go to on a trip to Norway soon, can you tell me something about Norway?
John: You know what they say, Norway is the land of gnomes and trolls.
Nick: Thank you!
by SoyBacon February 26, 2020
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A Place Where a lot of white People live. You can find a Hotdog almost anywhere and cheese.
Norway is a barren hotdog land: 3P
by Ut mum February 25, 2019
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A very cool place that has a lot of cool history. It is a little expensive to go there but it is worth it.
Norway is awesome
by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 22, 2019
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Cold country where ice bears and eskimoes lives. They also talk a strange language that Danish and Sweedish pretend that they understand.
1) Oh my god i live in Norway
2) happy me i live in Norway
by VeggieSæther June 4, 2009
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Norway is a country in Scandinavia, as a part of Europe. Its neighboring countries are Sweden, Russia and Finland.

Some quick facts about Norway; the main language in Norway is Norwegian. The currency used in Norway is kroner (NOK). The capital city of Norway is Oslo.

Norway is a country with beautiful fjords, amazing mountains and wonderful lakes.

Some might experience Norway as an expensive country to live and be in, as Norway is a wealthy countries with its large amounts of oil.

If you go to Norway you might notice that foreign foods and cultural things can be hard to find, but stores like Neo Tokyo, Outland and different restaurants, the most common place to find these kinds of stores and restaurants are in Oslo, but can be find in different places.

As an example on some simple Norwegian phrases:
Ja - Yes
Nei - No
Hei - Hi
Takk - Thank you
Unnskyld - Sorry
Snakker du engelsk? - Do you speak English?
Person 1: "Hey, can we go to Norway?"
Person 2: "I guess we can some day."
by ARMY0505 February 28, 2020
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