by dave October 17, 2003
a town in the UK that consists of gangs and constant stabbing threats, people named elliot tend to live here as he has violent tendencies and weird hobbies such as smelling babies
by boredkt February 18, 2019
by Zach April 14, 2005
A town in Pennsylvania. It is hell above ground, with crowded streets, shitty coffee, bad tattoo places, and a horrible highschool that is undergoing a 7-year rennovation.
Still, Northampton is the badass of the tri-county area. The school district takes students expelled from other schools and assimilates them. It also has a rapidly expanding drug community.
Still, Northampton is the badass of the tri-county area. The school district takes students expelled from other schools and assimilates them. It also has a rapidly expanding drug community.
by Brascobitches August 13, 2006
An old industrial town in Western Massachusetts that has become very arts and craft oriented in recent decades. Sadly this town is also overrun by lesbians who have periodically taken it amung themselves to try and barricade themselves from non lesbian people and establishments (for instance local periodicals refusing to advertise for non lesbian owned establishments) Also one of Americas birthplaces for the Gay Supremacy movement
Northhampton: land of fruits and nuts
by UUGH August 15, 2005
A mysterious clown that has been giving residents in Princess Diana's home county of Northamptonshire the heebie-jeebies. Showing up at random places at random times in complete scary clown outfit, it is a mystery who, why, or where this clown comes from.
Is it the ghost of ClownDotPy?
Is it the ghost of ClownDotPy?
by clownsec December 7, 2013
The Northampton Nasty is a expert level form of exhibitionism, that should only be performed by experienced exhibitionists. To do the Northampton Nasty you must have 3 grams of meth/crack, 1 XXL condom and copious amounts of silicone based anal lube.
First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.
The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.
First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.
The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.
Hey, did you hear joe got kicked out of his mom’s house and the cops caught him down by the river giving himself the Northampton Nasty!
Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.
Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!
I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.
Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.
Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.
Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!
Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.
Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!
I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.
Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.
Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.
Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!
by Skankhunt90 September 19, 2019