Moldovan Road Trip
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Moldovan is a nigger
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Moldovan Micha
When you accidentally sit on your nuts and they start to inflate but you figure out you like the feeling of your nuts inflating so you cover your nuts in your own poop and sit on your nuts but you sit on your nuts too hard and they pop, sending poop, semen, and ballsack everywhere.
Moldovan Micha by InoInoInoIno March 22, 2026
The Classic Moldovan Worm
The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm
The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild
The Classic Moldovan Worm by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023
Dirty Moldovan
This is a sexual manuver when the man is doing the woman doggy style. First, he dips his dick in a container of mustard, and then proceeds to put his penis back into the woman. As the man is about to finish, he pulls out and he has to cum on a plate of pasta, and the woman then eats the pasta.
Dirty Moldovan by JohnHogie July 10, 2009
Frickin Moldovan
A person with the lowest level of intelligence.
A deceiving, childish, full of shit and totally retarded person. Also the kind of people you never want to meet, loves to say that he is Russian (neighbor country), because deep inside he knows that his country is a total shithole due to its own stupidity and arrogance.
Used as a direct insult at someone who does or says something soo ignorant that they take it to a whole other level of stupidity, just like a Moldovan would.
A deceiving, childish, full of shit and totally retarded person. Also the kind of people you never want to meet, loves to say that he is Russian (neighbor country), because deep inside he knows that his country is a total shithole due to its own stupidity and arrogance.
Used as a direct insult at someone who does or says something soo ignorant that they take it to a whole other level of stupidity, just like a Moldovan would.
————————-Example One————————-
(Sitting in a Geography Class)
Student 1: (Asks Teacher) Hey where is Canada Located??
Student 2: (turns around surprisingly and says) Dude, you are such a FRICKIN MOLDOVAN.
The Whole Class laughs Hysterically.
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Friend 1: Dude I just got the best Invention, that will make me a billionaire.
Friend 2: No way. What do you have in mind?
Friend 1: (excitingly replies) It will be an Automatically deployed parachute when it hits the ground.
Friend 2: (Disappointedly says) Wow....Fricken Moldovan.
—————————-Fun Joke—————————-
Q: How do Moldovans Drink Coffee???
A: They wear sunglasses and drink hot water.
(Sitting in a Geography Class)
Student 1: (Asks Teacher) Hey where is Canada Located??
Student 2: (turns around surprisingly and says) Dude, you are such a FRICKIN MOLDOVAN.
The Whole Class laughs Hysterically.
————————-Example Two————————
Friend 1: Dude I just got the best Invention, that will make me a billionaire.
Friend 2: No way. What do you have in mind?
Friend 1: (excitingly replies) It will be an Automatically deployed parachute when it hits the ground.
Friend 2: (Disappointedly says) Wow....Fricken Moldovan.
—————————-Fun Joke—————————-
Q: How do Moldovans Drink Coffee???
A: They wear sunglasses and drink hot water.
Frickin Moldovan by 100% BigMouth November 26, 2017
The Moldovan Hosepipe
The Moldovan hosepipe usually refers to the novel act of finishing/discharging into a funnel connected to a container or hosepipe, and later reusing this collected substance as a lubricant for later sexual acts. It is thought to have originated in Moldova among the younger population of Bâlti, Moldova's second largest city.
"My friend was talking to me about the Moldovan Hosepipe earlier - I don't know how people get a kick from stuff like that!"
The Moldovan Hosepipe by HumbleContributor July 11, 2025