by matt February 14, 2004
by TAH_1986 October 11, 2019
If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.
Katie: Ben, you've been really mean today, I think you've been quite nasty to me!
Ben: Your face is nasty!
David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.
Ben: Awww what?!
Ben: Your face is nasty!
David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.
Ben: Awww what?!
by ActiasLuna February 25, 2009
Those who bought into the McDonalds franchise years ago have found they now have a licence to print money
by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004
Neglecting to zip up your trousers.
Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.
Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.
Waiter: Ahem, it appears you, Mr. Yellow, are currently flying without a licence..
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)
by E hates Q January 18, 2022
After getting caught for the robbery, Jimmy was sentenced to a two year career at the licence plate factory
by Billmcm1 May 7, 2011