Especially foul piece of shit left floating in a public toilet, especially at truckstops in rural areas or similarly filthy restrooms. Etymology unknown, apparently regional to Seattle area.
by That's what she said... November 10, 2009
A substitution for the word "cunt", most often used in the town of Colchester, where Colchester United's manager Paul Lambert left for local rivals Norwich City. After beating Norwich 7-1 a week ago.
You're such a Lambert!
by CUFC94 October 11, 2011
1. to fail in the most extreme ways
2. a person who contains such extreme win that it blows your mind
2. a person who contains such extreme win that it blows your mind
1. "Aw crap! I tried to light my awful book on fire but I set myself on fire instead! That was such a Lambert."
2. "Did you see that guy? He was playing CoD4... on his NES! WOW! HE'S SUCH A LAMBERT!"
2. "Did you see that guy? He was playing CoD4... on his NES! WOW! HE'S SUCH A LAMBERT!"
by Mob Carley November 17, 2009
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by The ErectileProjectile November 15, 2006
I don't like German films, they are all the same, just some Lambert who lays their giggling while a bunch of dudes poop on her chest.
by pingpongsecret August 1, 2009