When a gang of Jehova's Witnesses in a car, too lazy to do their daily door-knocking, decide to throw the word of Jehova in the form of magazines at unwary passersby. Similar to a driveby committed by a gang, except the motive is to convert, not kill.
*In the hospital*
Bob: DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO JOE!?
Tim: He was hit by a Jehova driveby. The cops are on the case working with the church as we speak.
Bob: DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO JOE!?
Tim: He was hit by a Jehova driveby. The cops are on the case working with the church as we speak.
by sonofalas December 31, 2010
Also known as J DUB. A religion which grants its members a reason to be lazy and do nothing with their lives nor get involved in anything important as they are serving God, not man.
"I cannot vote because Jehovah's people stand neutral in light of the political world because we serve God and not men."
Funny that because they (some of them) drink and do drugs, have premarital relations etc but yet they won't get involved in politics... laziness?
Funny that because they (some of them) drink and do drugs, have premarital relations etc but yet they won't get involved in politics... laziness?
by crazyassbitch September 30, 2004
by teegee August 22, 2003
Strangers at your door who you really don't want to hear there shit. The kind of people that don't like you knocking on there doors in Halloween.
by Pennyworth832 December 21, 2016
{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?
(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?
(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.
by Cat Narsh April 26, 2011
Jehovas witness arent People who need to live a little.. they need to stop living a little. They are the ones who create peaceful enviorments and Keep Things balanced. They are brave and kind, not annoying! Very respected For their approach to everything in life despite being hated. This is not for the weak.
by Goddesseffect May 24, 2023
by Ne1hypinup fdx May 27, 2023