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falcon in the attic 

When you are calling bullshit on someone, in essence saying you don't believe their incredible story. So named for the balloon boy story that ended with Falcon (the boy's name) having been hiding in the attic all day while rescue workers chased the balloon across the country.
Matt: So, I was at the bar last night, and I walked up to hit on this girl. She and her two female friends thought I was hilarious. We went back to my place and I fucked all three!

Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!

Matt: Huh?
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squirrels in the attic 

Madness, insanity, deluision.
He's got a couple of squirrels up in his attic, if you know what I mean.

Left in the Attic 

A badass three piece all girl bluesy punk rock garage band originating in The Bronx, New York. They formed on October 24, 2008 and have been rocking ever since! All their music is original and is based on real life events. These tunes were produced by Metal Rob Kissner of SoundSideSound Studios. These talented ladies draw a wild crowd weekly at a bar in Greenwich Conn. and they have been described as "One of the only all girl bands that does not suck!" and "HOLY FUCK, THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!" It is not uncommon for girl's panties to be tossed on stage during performance. Followers of the band are known as "The Attic Kids," and the phrase "Getting Left in the Attic" was coined to describe a variety of situations. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST BANDS TO COME OUT OF THE BRONX! It is highly recommended that you visit their website (WWW.LEFTINTHEATTIC.COM), listen to their music and hear what truly amazing music sounds like!

Line up: Jacks: Guitar/Vocals

Murphy: Drums

Crissy: Bass

VISIT THE SITE: www.leftintheattic.com
BOOK THEM A SHOW: info@leftintheattic.com
OMG Natasha, I just got back from the Left in the Attic show, and I had seven eargasms!

Oh man Billy, what happened last night? All I remember is getting Left in the Attic!

LEFT IN THE ATTIC IS THE BEST BAND OF RECENT TIMES!

aliens in the attic 

The greatest movie ever. It fixed me and my wife's marrige. It brought into the city of England. I also now have full custody of the kids.
Aliens in the attic is a great 2009 movie

box in the attic 

much like a man with cockwebs (see definition), a lady with a box in the attic has not been having as much sex as she once was.
Since breaking up with her boyfriend last summer, Carrie has had her box in the attic.
box in the attic by dave99 December 14, 2004

Raccoon in the Attic 

You are doing a chick from behind. Then, you cum in her asshole. Then, you stick your pinkie finger into her cummy-shitty asshole. Then, you give her a *wet-willy* with your cummy-shitty finger.
Tom: Why is Sheila runnin' around with cum and shit comin' out of her ear?

Dick: Harry just gave her a raccoon in the attic.

flowers in the attic theme 

Composed by Christopher Young, this meloncholy but strangly beautiful melody portrays the lost innocence and suffering of the children while being locked in their grandmother's attic while their mother feeds them lies.