Real Life

Expresses emphasis to a statement. (Real life=Deadass)

Yo that shit real life get me tight.

by Deadass in tims son February 4, 2017

Is This Real Life?

N. A term used when something redunkulous just happened. Generally used when one is in complete shock and can't put into words what they are thinking.

N. A term used when something really good happened and one is extremely happy. Substitute for OMG, Seriously?, or Are you kidding me?

Kristen: He just blocked me on Facebook.
Sarah: Why??
Kristen: He said I was a creeper..
Sarah: Is this real life??? You freaking hate him!
Kristen: That's what I'm sayin!

Bentley: Farrah, I've liked you since we met in 7th grade. I have been scared to tell you my feelings because I didn't want to lose you..
Farrah: Is this real life? I've always loved you too!

by sunshine53 July 24, 2011

real life

The shittiest dream you'll ever have.

*Me asleep dreaming away from real life*
Me: "I just had the worst nightmare where I was dealing with depression and everyone around me would just kill each other."
Person: "Damn, that sounds awful."
Me: "OH FUCK I'M HAVING IT AGAIN!"

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

This is real life.

A phrase used to express seriousness, or actuality. When the legitimacy of someone's threatening attitude is challenged, or the realness of an event or sight is questionable, etc., this phrase is used to confirm it. Can be used in place of "for real" or "seriously" or "fo shizzle" or any other phrase of that nature.

Person 1: Girl, I will CUT... YOU...
Person 2: Haha, yeah right..
Person 1: I'm going to cut you. This is real life.

I just got a new car - this is real life!

by velociraptor93 January 24, 2011

real life

The period in between lag spikes on Ragnarok Online.

1) "The server's lagging again! Time for real life."

by Trihan April 28, 2004

Real Life

1) n. Your actual life, not your internet one. irl - in real life.
2) n. A comic by Greg Dean.

1. What did you do in real life today?
2. Have you read Real Life at www.reallifecomics.com yet?

by TheScaryOne May 1, 2003

this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.

mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.

by thisisnotreallife1993 November 11, 2010