Chat program full to the brim with advertisments for perkier breasts and larger penises, perverts who ask you for sex then abuse you for telling them to get fucked, and old men who have nothing better to do than call themselves "teddybear69" and contact 14 year old girls through the 'search contact' function.
"Omg! so many offers for sex!"
"You must be using icq"
by Sarah January 12, 2004
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Crappy Internet Relay Chat service where you are continually bombarded by cigarette sellers, adverts for increasing yr tit/penis size, turkish pervs with their trollies down and bizarre robot spam from the iron curtain
Where the friendless go to die...
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 8, 2005
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An Internet Relay Chat programme which sucks quite frankly. Started off as a good alternative to MSN but now gets swamped by Turkish pervs, bogus internet joblinks and bizarre robot spam from the iron curtain.
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 3, 2005
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A very lame attempt at creating an IM program..

No features at all...
And can never remember your number!
ICQ wow how fun!...not!
by jbx December 5, 2004
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