I Tweet then i exist 

Twitting or being active in social media(twitter X) as the sign of being alive or being around.

Hey joe..No i am not dead yet .its been a long time .You have seen my tweets.I tweet then i exist.ha ha

I Tweet then i exist by TourageKnight January 29, 2025

I forgot you Exist 

People use this term when they damn well know that person exists, the real answer to that remark is that they are still left pressed and angsty at a most likely superior individual that got them pissed, not too long ago, to make themselves feel better about themselves because they probably got intensely bullied by the person they "forgot they existed" about.

Person 1: It's me bitch. You remember me?
Person 2: I forgot you existed. You're totally irrelevant to me now.
Person 1: I found out you were making a discussion OF me, with your friends, Lay off the lying hoe and man the f*ck up.
Person 2: Who cares. You're so full of yourself, (and better than me) , that I had to make myself feel a little better by saying I forgot you existed. Leave me alone!

I forgot you Exist by hisdemise2 May 30, 2022

I wan't not exist 

I wan't not exist is a common word used in many games to expres the feling of lose or shame.

Jake - you forgot to do your homwork.
paul - I wan't not exist

I wan't not exist by blyatman437 March 25, 2019

national i hate existing day 

why do i exist i want to erase me off this planet and i hate life and i am depresses

ya know "national i hate existing day"
yes, thats my favorite holiday
*oof*
"i hate life"

national i hate existing day by qwertyujhgfdsertyuijuhgfdxfgyu February 10, 2022

if god exists then i will go to heaven

What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.

I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.

if god exists then i will go to heaven by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

Exit 17W I-495 

Exit 17W of 495

GPS: On your next right head over to Exit 17W I-495
Person: Ok wtv

Exit 17W I-495 by MicroCheese250 July 27, 2023

types of people that I hate their existence 

These types of people will walk past you and you will complain to your friends about how they are extremely annoying even if you don't have any reason

types of people that I hate their existence and whatever

types of people that I hate their existence by pop off kween November 13, 2020