the MIT version: to be completely mentally and physically exhausted from completing some form of academic work typically within the last 8 hours of it being due.
Man I am hosed, I stayed up all night finishing a pset.
by C March 16, 2005
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to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.
If we drink all these 40's we're gonna be hosed.
by Tony April 4, 2005
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F*cked over.
We were Hosed by the IRS.
by Oreilly October 31, 2013
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Used to exaggerate an action further, usually following off a cliff. May or may not be said by one involved in the conversation.
A: You're so stupid.
B: Stupid.. like a fox!
C: Off a cliff!
B: With a hose!
by babaloulou May 22, 2004
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I tried to install windoze 2K, but the damn install hosed my system
by [c0x0r] January 3, 2005
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a males penis thats spews out semen and urine for sex play.
i love to perform oral sex on my mans hose. mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
by gunslingergirlvy_s_e December 3, 2005
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1. To spray liberaly, but accurately with bullets - Generally with a select fire firearm, Machine gun, or autocannon.

not to be confused with "spray and pray" or "room broom."
2. A firearm with high accuracy and high rate of fire - which spews bullets as if water from a hose.
1. I entered the room in first position, encountered a hostile and hosed him.

2. The Apache rolled in guns hot, and hosed down the building where the enemy resistance was centered.

3. There are civilians in there - so don't just breach and Hose down the place
4. The Heckler and Koch MP5 is a real bullet hose

5. Tango on the move! HOSE him!!!
by IronHand October 8, 2009
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