Hiram

An outsider, an analyzer, a black cat maneuvering through the streets in the dark. Seeking for an investigation, a story, an adventure.

“Did you hear about that new kid in our school?”
“Oh yeah! That kid is such an Hiram”

Hiram by doublehockeystick082 November 18, 2018

hiram

a young buck living in methuen MA, has a small pee pee but a big heart. Likes dogs and eats chicken

i love hiram

hiram by k-ice August 18, 2003

Hiram

A gay ass kid that fucking sucks big black cock and wears weird things and has no friends

Hiram is fucking gay

Hiram by Ddjwjsjxkd May 31, 2017

Hiram

Street for bald.

Friend 1: wow he has like no hair.

friend 2: what is he? a hiram?

Hiram by Namfoodle September 29, 2013

Hiram

The biggest jerk in the world. Dumped BFF over text.Stupidly Tall. Is a drunk tree. Doesn't care about ones feelings. Is High On Rum.

Hiram is such a dick.

Hiram by #Truth #About #Everything June 3, 2018

Hiram

A person who is toxic or negatively affects the lives of those around them

“Did you hear james made rebecca cry”
“Yes he is such a hiram”

Hiram by Crisandindeya October 11, 2018

Hiram

An epic cluster fuck. A situation of endless situations making escaping damnation impossible. What happens if for 50 years you continuously spiral out of control. Dysfunctional. Overall bad. Negative meaning always. A pathetic person. An old child molester. A baby killer. A rape conspirator. A sex trafficker. A cry baby. A self absorbed weirdo. A halfway out of the closet homosexual. A heterosexual man with more male sex lovers than females. A loser. A limp waisted wretch Carrier of bedbugs

Dude he totally Hiramed his car
What happened? Oh god it was a total Hiram
Dude man up stop being a Hiram

It seemed chill then everything Hiramed and I split.

Your a fucking Hiram.

Don't let her in she will Hiram everything up
The jets totally Hiramed the season

Hiram by WSGM the Talk October 17, 2025