Emotional tampon

a person or confidant who is willing and happy to listen to all of the terrible shit going on in your life.

Listen lady, I'm your bus driver, not your emotional tampon.

by bluelantern54321 July 15, 2011

emotional tampon

Something only women are capable of, and evil enough to do. They fool poor insecure men into thinking they are recieving affection when they never will. They are often used as pillows for tears, or little "I lost my boyfriend and I'm grieving him" dolls. If this happends to you, just tell them to fk off.

John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"

Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"

Then John cries.

by daniel October 03, 2004

Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.

"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"

by Edwina rose February 17, 2024

Emotional tampon

overwhelmed emotionally

The Youtube video of. The famous double rainbow was narrated by a emotional tampon.

by Knobnbobber February 18, 2018