a person or confidant who is willing and happy to listen to all of the terrible shit going on in your life.
by bluelantern54321 July 15, 2011
Something only women are capable of, and evil enough to do. They fool poor insecure men into thinking they are recieving affection when they never will. They are often used as pillows for tears, or little "I lost my boyfriend and I'm grieving him" dolls. If this happends to you, just tell them to fk off.
John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"
Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"
Then John cries.
Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"
Then John cries.
by daniel October 4, 2004
overwhelmed emotionally
by Knobnbobber February 17, 2018