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discover teabagging 

Discovering (to your embarrassment) that a term thought to have a political meaning also has a sexual one. When this occurs in casual conversation the situation is referred to commonly in other awkward conversations.
person1: Have you heard about the teabagging party put on by the teabag association to protest the administration's value added tax.
person2: Dude, that's kind of a lude sexual act, you may not want to advertise it as a teabagging party - check out UD dot com next time before you print posters for the office.

Doug has gotten in the habit of doing a "discover teabagging" on UD before discussing weird political events, since Mary slapped him last month.
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discover herself 

To "become the party" 304,
to embody the spirit of debauchery,
to get possessed by lust.
Identifying with the archetypal vices,
the seven deadly sins,
awakening the bestial urges.
To shed the restraints of morality
by becoming nearly unconscious
through chemicals
and by seeking overwhelming
sexual & sensual stimuli.
THAT is what she means when she says she wants to __.
Subsequent pair-bonding ability typically impaired afterward.
"This committed relationship is too stifling. I want to discover myself by traveling alone through Europe."
"That gang of Albanians in Italy helped her discover herself

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe

A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.
guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?

under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I 

best story ever watch out for paper hearts and the time 5:53 though someone also needs to tell yeonjun to stay away from fires bestie really said πŸ”₯ πŸƒ ♂️ anyways you should really read it
Person 1: under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I had my crying myself to sleep
Person 2: #relatable

Go discover your prostate

1. Polite way to say β€œgo fuck yourself”.

2. An easy way to shut a douche bag up.
Guy 1: β€œHey! Nice tits!”
Girl: β€œGO DISCOVER YOUR PROSTATE, DICKCHEESE!”

speaking to discover 

A method to make oneself aware of certain things one was not aware of until one began speaking to oneself or others (and preferably recorded what one said) about something (to be able to analyze it).
Speaking extemporaneously to myself and audio-recording it has helped me realize certain things I was not aware of until I said them. That process is called "speaking to discover".

to discover

a) (in terms of forensic and criminal investigations): not to be confused with, and the exact opposite of, to invent.

b) (in terms of technological/medical/scientific progress): to use methods that have been used in the past (on issues that are no longer relevant in one's own society) to tackle modern issues
a) If you are a serial murderer you can be telling me your limo is triple parked all you want; you are not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier. Forensic science is there to discover exactly what the 5 journalistic w's and 1h are in your specific case.

b) When you discover something, you are most likely using a long-ago invented, tried, and abandoned solution (to a past problem) to tackle modern issues; that being said, why can't we use methods such as corpse incineration, that have been tried during the Middle Ages on the Black Death, on the current Ebola epidemic?
to discover by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2014