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Laundry detergent 

Something that I'm addicted to
Me: *opens laundry detergent box and starts sniffing*
Also me: * gets sore nose and bad sneezing*
Laundry detergent by Danethemane August 28, 2020

Peanut Butter Detergent 

When you shit in someones washer right before they run it but without them knowing it.
Totally gave that guys load some peanut butter detergent.
Peanut Butter Detergent by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Laundry detergent 

Another name for coke, cocaine,etc.
Yo, Steve can you get me sum of that Laundry Detergent?
Laundry detergent by R4G1NGERM4N November 13, 2011

brain detergent 

Any low quality liquor that can be consumed in large amounts to achieve the maximum level of shittiness.
"hey, let's pick up some brain detergent on the way home, that was an ice cold breakup"
"Alright champ, I'll score some Popov"
brain detergent by LieBot March 30, 2009

Texas Detergent 

When you run out of detergent and use your semen as a substitute. Could leave white spots...
A: Did you use all the tide detergent?

B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.
Texas Detergent by Lil Henry March 14, 2011

Laundry Detergent 

Used to clean your clothes
Some people are addicted to sniffing it for some reason
How to use:
1. Put clothes in washing machine
2. Add laundry detergent
3. Turn on washing machine
Don’t drink laundry detergent
You will literally fucking die
Laundry Detergent by Gdisvvc March 21, 2023