Desk

A flat, sizable surface, with drawers usually meant for work, computer support or Hot anal sex

Dude, nice desk with drawers

by The MMWIZARD May 22, 2020

Desk

Racial slur used against white people.

I’m sick and tired of all these Desks getting in the way of everything.

by Ahravorna October 15, 2018

Desk

Someone with long legs.

Wow that kid is desk.

by The babyface August 10, 2010

Desk

Desk is a retard. He is known for nothing. He is useless. It can also be used an an insult.

Hey desk, you are a retard, go kill yourself.

by PooPOoPeEPeeabcd1234sksksks November 4, 2019

desking

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.

by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009

desking

When a man gets an erection then rubs it with the underside of a desk

Matthew enjoys extreme desking in science class

by The Horse January 4, 2005

Desking

When a man gets an erection then rubs it on the lower side of a desk then when it's gets soft he pushes the TOP of the penis down on the desk until he produces an orgasm

Hey have you heard about jake he was desking in class and then he kept moaning Yes when he produced the orgasm

by Killemanjaro April 2, 2017