cyberathlete

A person whose excercise comes from typing in internet chat rooms.

Dude, look at the muscles on your fingers, you must be a cyberathelete

by W.E.B Dubois August 21, 2003

cyberathlete

Person with ability to masturbate for hours at a time while typing with one hand.

"The debate team are the school's best cyberathletes"

by Dave-O August 19, 2003

cyberathlete

The most 1337 athletes of the 21st century...One day these athletes will be payed as much as the jocks of today. Score some frags, w00t w00t!

A counter-strike cal-i member

by Josh August 23, 2003

cyberathlete

A special kind of athlete that does no excercise other than exessive strengthening of the wrists. Commonly practices alone in the bedroom, before going on line to see how he shapes up to people all over the world.

son: "mommy I want to be a cyberathlete when I grow up!"

mom: "OK you stay here and clean that carpet while I run off and get the vicar."

by Mmm... lemony August 18, 2003

cyberathlete

A person who competes in computer games for prize money. Yes, some people actually make a living off of this, tournaments of Counterstrike and Brood War are broadcast on television in some areas, complete with commentators.

Stereotypical adult: "So, what kind of a job are you looking to get?"
Stereotypical gamer: "Well, I'm hoping to become a cyberathlete."

by Deuce on Guard August 17, 2003

cyberathlete

A couch potato who is heavily into virtual sports, i.e. computer golfing or computer football.

He can't run 10 meters without collapsing but he brags about how he won the 99 World Cup - on his screen. He's such a cyberathlete.

by Memehunter August 19, 2003

cyberathlete

Athlete in professional sports who uses illegal metabolism-boosting drugs or - in Cyberpunk slang - cyber(netic) implants to enhance his sports performance (strength, speed etc).

Cyberathletes have an unfair advantage over athletes who rely solely on their natural bodies and training.

by Memehunter August 19, 2003