by RickDeluxe June 22, 2015
A fairy-tail like place where computers work perfectly 100% of the time.
Servers never crash, applications run flawlessly, disks never fill up, and viruses cease to exist. Even user-error ceases to exist, because The Cloud won't let it.
Servers never crash, applications run flawlessly, disks never fill up, and viruses cease to exist. Even user-error ceases to exist, because The Cloud won't let it.
Programmer: "Sir, our servers are slow, our application sucks, and our employees are idiots. Larry just ran DEL *.* in the system folder by accident!"
IT Manager: "Don't sweat it, man...we're moving TO THE CLOUD. Pretty soon we'll bring lawn-chairs to work and spend our work-week beatin' Asian kids at online poker."
User: "Wait...can The Cloud really fix all that? What about our broken app and all the viruses?"
Manager: "Never. Doubt. The Cloud."
User: "Well the marketing material does say even a monkey can do it. Step 1: Move to The Cloud. Step 2: Make it Rain on 'dem Hoes."
Manager: "Brilliant"
IT Manager: "Don't sweat it, man...we're moving TO THE CLOUD. Pretty soon we'll bring lawn-chairs to work and spend our work-week beatin' Asian kids at online poker."
User: "Wait...can The Cloud really fix all that? What about our broken app and all the viruses?"
Manager: "Never. Doubt. The Cloud."
User: "Well the marketing material does say even a monkey can do it. Step 1: Move to The Cloud. Step 2: Make it Rain on 'dem Hoes."
Manager: "Brilliant"
by Chikken24 April 15, 2011
by Refelos November 20, 2010
with the advent of the vaporizer the word CLOUD is used to refer to the vapor inside the clear plastic bag attachedment because it looks like a cloud and is wáter inside the bag rather than smoke.
by von strudelburg October 18, 2013
1. a floating piece of cotton candy
2. a floating piece of water in the sky
3. that one blonde dude from final fantasy ##
4. a massive chunk of water vapor that is gathered and condensed together and when it reaches a certain density, the water molecules will become to heavy to stay a float, creating rain.
2. a floating piece of water in the sky
3. that one blonde dude from final fantasy ##
4. a massive chunk of water vapor that is gathered and condensed together and when it reaches a certain density, the water molecules will become to heavy to stay a float, creating rain.
I wish i could eat cloud...
wow, lookit all the clouds
cloud strife is one emo kid
the clouds look like they're gonna rain
wow, lookit all the clouds
cloud strife is one emo kid
the clouds look like they're gonna rain
by dagonms come baaaaaaaack!!!!!! August 13, 2008
Paul: I'll just find my daytimer and...
Dave: Daytimer?! What is this, 1965? I just sync my iPhone and my MacBook Air through the cloud!
Dave: Daytimer?! What is this, 1965? I just sync my iPhone and my MacBook Air through the cloud!
by W_L March 3, 2009