by C9C2F01DCB10A191 September 5, 2019
An inferior clone mutation of a person, place, or thing that looks almost exactly like the original it was trying mimic. A clemson has the capability to truly fool others into believing they're in fact the original and not the generic clone. Clemsonians, those on board with clemson(s). have a seemingly self-aware ignorance of their clemson's inferior, coincidental likeness of its predecessor. Clemson(s) tend to spawn from very stout predecessors that can carry them very far without having any origin.
Bro, that PolyStation is a straight clemson. It looks almost exactly like the Playstation it was trying to mimic, plays terrible games, and has the capability to truly fool others. This bizarre clemson goes for it in terms of aping the PlayStation’s original packaging, even going so far as to mimic the PSone’s shape. Despite this clemson not being able to play any PlayStation titles whatsoever, it nailed the “gamer” aesthetic, but failed in nearly every other conceivable aspect—unless you were, perhaps, an unsuspecting parent or grandparent looking to grab a fun gift for your children or grandchildren.
by Sm0t P0ker October 15, 2021
1. The act of failing miserably on a grand athletic stage, or when the stakes are high. 2. Record-setting failure, usually reserved for college football.
There was an epic example of clemsoning when Clemson hosted Florida State in a highly anticipated football game on October 19, 2013. Clemson was ranked 3rd, while Florida State was ranked 5th. Florida State won the game 51 - 14. Clemson set a NCAA record for margin of defeat by a home team ranked #3 or higher. The 51 points scored by Florida State is the most points ever allowed by a Clemson opponent on Clemson's home field. Most of the home team fans could not take the clemsoning any longer and left the game mid way through the third quarter.
by Titleist2002 October 21, 2013
The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football season.
by solidverbal November 21, 2011
Home of the Clemson Tigers, the greatest, and Death Valley. Clemson University campus awesome and the partyin' kicks ass!
by tigergurl017 December 21, 2004
The complete and utter implosion or deflation of a college football team with exceptional talent and high expectations.
Clemson really clemsoned themselves this weekend, losing 37-13 to the North Carolina State Wolfpack.
by Limitless2005 November 22, 2011
The best place on the fucking planet, where everybody thinks that the University of South Carolina blows ass.
Wow, did you see the Clemson Tigers beat the living shit out of the USC Gamecocks for four years in a row? I sure did!
by makeitfunkay December 12, 2005