by Mrnotflimflam May 07, 2020

The lack of male and/or female genitalia, when one instead has a blank space, where you can write your name.
by Drewcifer1124 August 14, 2015

A state of anger reached from the consummation of vast quantities of strongbow that is a danger to both friend and foe alike
by Paulbo Palmer April 10, 2015

Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.
Put your top back on you look like a right cleet.
Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
by tboy September 09, 2004

by Frank Einstein December 28, 2005

When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.
David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!
by Ragle April 23, 2018

Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.
by Rüeblai Khänt December 03, 2021
