by pseuper_pseudonym November 14, 2019
Get the Dan Cleaveredmug. To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Meat Cleaveredmug. Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.
"Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."
"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.
"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.
by Rockwell September 15, 2005
Get the beaver cleavermug. In the 1960s an actor by the name of Jerry Mathers played the character "Beaver Cleaver", in the iconic TV show "Leave it to Beaver". Although young Mathers was an adorable little boy, the adult Mathers looks like a damn fool! Same goes for the kid on"two and a half men". As a matter of fact, Luke on "Modern Family" looks like a dickhead now, he is no longer near cute anymore. This happens on a lot of TV shows when the kid grows up. Same in real life also. Someone should define this phenomenon.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
Get the Beaver Cleavermug. the act of rubbing one's erection between the spread buttocks of your partner after having ejaculated between them.
"After giving her a good reaming, Brock spread her cheeks and splooged between them gave himself a dirty cleaver fro her to clean up...the Dude' got coolatude!
by Gummer Stumps October 20, 2010
Get the dirty cleavermug. V. The action of squeezing ones breasts together to create a more dramatic cleavage. Often done immediately prior to someone taking a picture, often in a moment of revelry or inebriation.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.
by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz May 22, 2007
Get the Squeezing the Cleaversmug. Dude i was taking a shit and my butthole did the poop cleaver and I had to use my finger to get that last nug out.
by Pootiechomper September 20, 2013
Get the poop cleavermug.