1) An angry, bloviated, overweight, purulent, and vindictive man.

2) Someone you vote for when there are no better options available.

3) A person elected to office when ‘Mickey Mouse’ or ‘None of the above’ is not an option on the ballot.

4) The perceived lesser-of-two-evils.

5) A person who appears to change his position after he’s elected to office.

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1) I don’t like listening to Rush Limbaugh because he seems to be such a Christie!

2) I wasn’t going to vote because all of the candidates suck; however, I’d better pull a Christie.

3) The only reason that Christie over there got elected was because our state doesn’t allow a ‘None of the above’ option.

4) I know what we have is not good so I’ll take my chances with that Christie over there.

5) It seems that most people you vote for, will do a Christie after they are elected.
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An absolute bad ass bitch

Loves potatoes and likes to party hard. Is always fun to be around and is the life of the party. Obsessed over one boy.

Christie can sometimes be a bitch
I wish I could be like Christie
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The biggest mom you'll ever meet- very over protective
Christies such a mom
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Beautiful, Cute, Sexy, Fine, Attractive, Sweet, Athletic, And Much More. She's Got Spunk And Swagg Too! She's A 10 On The Charts! Best Girl Alive!!!
Person 1: Yo Who's That?
Person 2: It's Christie!
Person 3: Yup, That's Her, She's Amazing!
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A Brown haired girl
Great to be around and has very good hugs :)

Usually good looking aswell
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Strong, wise, fun loving spirit who knows what she wants and knows how to get it. Beautiful inside and out. Will make you laugh at her and yourself. Honest soul who will be there for a lifetime if you respect her.
Christie ain't no joke, she is the real deal.
Christie is a 3% in this society.
Christie is a diamond in the rough.
Don't mess with Christie.
Who is that chick?.....Oh, that's Christie.
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A Christie is an amazing person, she makes the world light up around her, always very beautiful and smart. A Christie always has the people she loves backs. A Christie will always try to make you smile and will become an incredible mother when she’s ready. You will never love someone like you love a Christie. Christie’s are very sassy and fun to be around.
Christie, she’s it for you bud.
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