1. A person in authority who callously ignores the suffering of others, instead using his power and position to completely escape the treacherous situation.
2. Anyone who abandons their responsibilities for the welfare of others in favor of hedonistic escapism.
Cancun Cruz: “Let my fellow Texans freeze to death....I’m going to the beach!”

“Did Dad leave the faucets dripping and bring the pets inside before the storm?”

“Hell no, sis. He pulled a Cancun Cruz and went to Uncle Ned’s house to drink and play poker instead.”
by builtforspeed February 18, 2021
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After snorkeling, while the snorkel is still in her mouth, You dig a hole in the sand and bury her head with the other end of the snorkel sticking out of the sand, lift her ass high in the air and do her dogie style, When your about to cum pull out and shoot your load in the snorkel. The cum will block her air supply causing her to inhale deeply forcing the cum to shoot down her throat.
I took my girl out snorkeling all day and I wanted to do something special for her, so I treated her to a Royal Cancun.
by Nicholus April 12, 2007
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The time of year when college-aged students flock to the gym to work on their physical appearances. It usually begins mid-February and lasts through the Spring Break season.
There were so many hot girls at the gym tonight, the Cancun Crunch must be setting in!
by Spooney February 24, 2011
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Two topless girls on the beech walk up to each other and start touching and licking each others breasts. After a few moments of this they walk away as causally as they approached.
Guy 1: Whoa, did you see that, those 2 girls just gave eachother a cancun handshake.
Guy 2: Yea, it happens all the time.
by nikongod March 2, 2011
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To avoid doing your job, or to escape an undesirable situation in which you will be required to do work.
Texas had no water and 8 people died of freezing temperatures, so Ted Cruz decided to go to Cancun away from the nasty Poors and all of his suffering citizens.

This teach-in sucks. Wanna go to Cancun?
by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
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When someone ties you up in your own hammock and tosses you in the pool.
Keep talking shit or I’m going to perform a Cancun kidnapping on your ass.
by Ride a cowboy November 15, 2019
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