Central Intelligence Agency, all a long-winded word for the biggest crack dealer of them all
by BushSux February 9, 2003
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C - Chaotic
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Possibly the worst fucking alphabet agency you'll find. They plunked $9 million (1973 dollars) into getting Salvador Allende out of office, but were too goddamn stupid and it took a junta with half the IQ of a CIA agent to overthrow the government. Any successes they have, they fall ass backwards into. They were put in charge of "interrogating terrorists," but did more to piss off the Arabs and turn non-terrorists into actual terrorists once they got out of Gitmo.

Gives more ammo to a radical imam than an al-Qaida video of an Abrams tank getting blown up to the sound of a muezzin giving the adhan.

Acronym for "Can't Instigate Anything."

The worst waste of money in this country besides Bush Jr's presidential pension.

The place where people who can't get into the State Department or FBI go when they fail the entrance exams.
I heard the CIA gave the prince of Jordan a bunch of New York hookers in the 70s to keep King Hussein on our side.
by nbakuchev June 6, 2010
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There's no example for this word. It's one of those abbreviations you use to annoy and confuse random people.
by Hemo March 3, 2005
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1. Central intelligence Agency
2. America's Eyes and Ears
3. The people who actually tried and did their best to capture Osama Bin laden while the government was sitting on their asses and giving false information to the army and basically hanging them out to dry. The CIA actually did its best to capture Bin Laden, but couldnt because of the dipshits in Washington.
For information on the REAL CIA, read the book JAWBREAKER by GARY BERNTSEN who was actually in the CIA and tried to capture Bin Laden but was held back by his commanders who wear in the governments back pocket.
by Cowboyssuck July 2, 2010
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Dealer: "Well, here you go"
Junkie: "YES, thank you!"
Dealer: "Hey man remember, CIA"
by diseased sheep September 7, 2005
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The reason why 9/11 happened. Partial credit also goes to al Qaeda and the FAA.
Osama, the FAA, and the CIA: Partners in Crime.
by yo mama July 15, 2003
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