CEO 

Coverup Everything Officer

CEO : this is the Coverup Everything Officer speaking. Please bury the investigation report. The Freedom of Information request is refused.

FOI officer : the freedom of information request is refused. It will take us so many hours to stick paper in a photocopier and black out some words. It doesn't matter that you offered to pay for our time to take an already collated investigation file and copy it. It is a big job to photocopy shit we don't want you to see.

HR : not a problem.

Lawyer: no problem. We will continue to refuse access to the investigation report. After all access has been refused for a year and a half now.

CEO by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

CEO 

Check Email Officer

Son: I've been promoted as the CEO of the company!
Mom: Wow, CEO! What do you need to do every day?
Son: Oh, just fuck around and check emails. After all, i'm the Check Email Officer.

CEO by saimaijai June 29, 2011

CEO 

A company's oldest, whitest, male employee

Jacob Jones was promoted to CEO because he was white.

CEO by lordshrek March 12, 2015

CEO 

Cheat everyone

he just wants to CEO

CEO by D34DLY BC May 17, 2016

CEO 

Even better than boss. The boss...of the boss. Usually used by the few people who love to act like they're on crack, but will never touch the stuff.

haha fuck that. I'm not a boss at Halo, I'm the fuckin CEO!

CEO by spicychick February 4, 2009

CEO 

acronym for Chief Executive officer, the highest title in corporate America. One of the biggest things wrong with America and the biggest threats to the middle class. One of America's most hated persons with lawyers, politicians and pedophiles. A subhuman species characterized as a snake, pig, dishonest, cruel, corrupt, scandalous, greedy and arrogant. A CEO is an impotent and overpaid coporate fatcat bastard with gray hair, a small dick and small mind with a sexually-frustrated trophy wife and won't hesitate to sell their company and employees down the tubes. They're slave owners who view their employees as expendable slave laborers by paying them a slave wage or laying them off in the name of "corporate restructuring." CEOs often engage in behavior such as embezzlement, insider trading and receiving perverted bonuses while their company struggles to earn a profit and its employees receive pay cuts and can't feed their families. CEOs can be identified by their orange jumpsuits or black and white stripes sitting behind bars recieving forced sexual pleasure from their fellow inmates. Such examples of CEOs include Jeffery Skilling, Kenneth Lay, Martha Stewart and Chuck Conoway.

see: snake oil salesman, pondscum, guttertrash, thug, thief, crook and lowlife

A CEO is the lowest form of human life.

CEO by [e-mail] August 5, 2007

CEO 

Can't get Enough Overwatch
Person who still plays the video game Overwatch in CURRENT_YEAR

A: Hey, did you see that Harbleu still plays Overwatch in 2018? LUL
B: Yeah, he's a CEO

CEO by NormativeMan December 3, 2018