CD

one who is a cum dumpster

Alex marrs enjoys being a CD in here free time

by hatch alatch December 5, 2007

CD

Change Directory

CD /dev

by Arran August 4, 2003

CD

Another way of saying Condom, particularly in the presence of others who you do not want to understand the implications.

Example 1:

Guy 1 knocking on guy 2’s door – “ yo man you know that girl I’ve been meaning to bang for ages; she’s in my room right now! you got any CDs?

Example 2:
Guys talking about last night with some chick, girl walks up to them in the middle of the conversation – “errr… well basically we didn’t have any CDs so nothing happened in the end”

Girl : what you guys talking about?
Guy: nothing really we were gonna jam to some rolling stones but my mate forgot to bring the track

by solventgoose78 September 28, 2011

CD

Condom Demonstration.

Van Quyen, a footballer of Song Lam Nghe An team, played an important match against The Cong team in Hanoi, Vietnam, on last Saturday. That night, he took a call girl to his hotel room. First, Van Quyen took off his shirt and the call girl could see “Reebok” on his left arm. Then, he took off his trousers, and the call girl saw “Nike” on his right thigh. Finally, he took off his Y-fronts, and the call girl felt a bit embarrassed and used her hand to hide and saw “ad” in (Adidas) on the pubic area of Van Quyen and in panic she thought that "ad.." is "aids". She said “are you HIV positive?”. “Nope!”, Van Quyen answered. Well, my tattoos advertise “Nike”, “Reebok” and “Adidas”. “Well, now, CD!!!!!!!!!!!” Call girl asked.

by quan cao tien August 7, 2010

CD

A nifty $16 dollar novelty flying disc (frisbee). Oh yea, it contains some music or something, too.

Hey, give me back my novelty flying disc!!!

by McNoolied October 1, 2003

CD

also a short name for Compact Disk Read Only Memory (CD-ROM). Typically designed to hold up to 90 minutes of audio at 16-bit 44100 Hertz stereo, or 650 megabytes of computer data.

The music CD came with a free computer program.

by Urbanite geek February 2, 2003

CD

Cocaine Diction. When the cocaine dictates your body and mind. You have no control as the cocaine is rushing through your blood stream. Also referred to as atweaker.

"OMG MY WHOLE SCHOOL HAS CD"
"you right, bitches be bonkers"

by bitchesbebonkers November 16, 2018