mlp

Maltese Labour party, a political party in Malta full of close-minded people.

Why are you mlp?
Because that's what my family always was!

by rainyday June 14, 2008

MLP

An acronym for "Matt Loves Penis"

Matt's dong is being drippy today so i wrote MLP in the elevator.

by Blake Ressler May 25, 2008

MLP

Major League Pimpin'

- Those that are the best at pulling girlies.

You: "I was at school my dude, this girl started talking to me in class, and offered up her number."

Friend: "That's awesome, you are definitely MLP!"

by antjamram November 2, 2012

mlp

Mindless link propagation; as this definition implies, MLP is the aimless or casual sharing of links to websites.

Anne, bored at work, sent Bob an email full of MLP.

by pwolffe October 10, 2005

MLP

To send someone off or make go away - change the channel to something else less interesting like My Little Pony (MLP).

Why don't you just go MLP - I've just been MLP'd -

Relevent to the MMO community as seen on thedailyblink.com "go-away-were-playing-wow"

by davidaimworst April 27, 2011

MLP

My Life Pwns.

Simple as that.

Person 1: Oh my god, my dog threw up on me last night. FML.
Person 2: Really? Because I won a million dollars yesterday. MLP.

by Shooberry April 23, 2009

MLP

Stands for Miss Little Perfect. The most annoying girl ever known in history and portrays herself as hard to get yet has never been sexually active with a boy or close at all. She is in love with herself when no one else in this world likes her. She thinks she is beautiful and stares at herself in the mirror all day naked.

Asian: OMG Blondie, stop being such an MLP
Blondie: Sorry but that is the most disgusting thing i have heard in my entire life.

by Asian and Blondie July 11, 2008