“oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”
“why?”
“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”
“why?”
“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”
by CalliopeManga May 29, 2021
by Jack Spank9049 February 28, 2023
Grunfield1: Loool you lost 30-0 in a sniper 1v1
Yeahs567: Nice door! Swat bout to kick it down in 30 mins
Grunfield1: Yeah aight
Yeahs567: Nice door! Swat bout to kick it down in 30 mins
Grunfield1: Yeah aight
by ZuiyOTF47 August 1, 2022
by karazan145 December 18, 2021
by Spastic Monkey July 20, 2012
National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 2, 2022
You say something to someone that's ever so slightly offense and then proceed to walk away with a side look and a giggle. They know its all in games and giggle back.
Patricia looked at a friend of hers and said, "awe you two have the same temperature - y'all should get married. Keep rona in the family.". Walked away knowing she shouldn't have said that, but was too good to not giggle at.
Friend looks back "you ass. How do you make something so serious into a funny? Nice prick status."
Friend looks back "you ass. How do you make something so serious into a funny? Nice prick status."
by #prickstatus April 24, 2020