Second-Rate Friend

A friend who while typically is in the friend group, only asked to hang out when everyone else is busy or unavailable.

"You always cancel our plans last second to hang out with someone else, and it makes me think I'm just a second-rate friend"

by Anonymous Person 652718 September 7, 2023

second-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's great-grandchild.

second-cousin-thrice-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

co-second-cousin-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.

co-second-cousin-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

second-class citizen

Persons who can only have limited durations of screen time (e.g. 1~3 hours per day) whilst seeing surrounding people having unlimited screen time allotment

I felt like a second-class citizen when my friends were binge-watching shows all day, and I was stuck with just a couple of hours on the weekend!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

second-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's child.

My second-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

sesqui-second-cousin

Sesqui-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

My sesqui-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 17, 2021

13.9 seconds

While making out with a chick and she starts to dry hump your leg and states she can cum in 13.9 seconds, and does just that.

I was making out with this chick and she started to dry hump my leg and came in 13.9 seconds. She then proceeded to say thanks and out the door she went.

by DIRTNAPP March 30, 2023