Google

Google is how I found this shit.

okay google,... oooookay gooooogle,... OOOKAY GOOGLE,... fuck you.

by MCDumbledore February 4, 2016

google clever

The ability to answer all questions having consulted Google.

P - What does this mean?
D - <blah blah blah>
P - Wow, you're so Google Clever!

by dms787878 November 19, 2013

google-slap

To render someone shocked by images in

a search engine.

Teacher told us to put "the birth of Jesus" into the search engine & I got google-slapped before I got to the Jesus part - yuck!

by Morgiesut August 10, 2017

Google Plus

What

Gretchen: OMG Bethany you should totally add me on Google plus

Bethany: Shut up Gretchen, no one cares about you, just like no one cares about google plus.

by I_dont_like_sand_ November 8, 2016

Light Googling

1. When someone uses a keyword on a search engine in an effort to gaslight or prove someone else’s possible shortcomings.
2. When someone wants to use your genetic condition as a platform to address their unlrelated issues with you.

I did some Light Googling since I couldn’t sleep last night and came up with a list of all the things that may be wrong with you…
You came up with all that just by entering the word “alcohol”???

by KasperSF November 29, 2023

Google

Something i use for searching, how did i find this website?

dude 1: bro whats google?
dude 2: search for information about (someone or something) on the internet using the search engine Google.
dude 1: bro did you copy and paste that through your computer?
dude 2: yeah i did.
dude 1: bro you can just write it.
dude 2: oh yeah.

by Some random person on the inte March 8, 2023

Google Tail

Like a pink sock but uncured and overused, that multiple people use at once.

-Dude my friend brandon has a pink sock

-yeah well my friend Tyler has a google tail

-Holy Shit!!!

by superduper69whore October 27, 2010