The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.

Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.

by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019

Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

UNO Reverse Card

A phrase which makes another group of phrases opposite.

Example:

Friend: "Hey! You talk a lot!"
Me: *Pulls out UNO Reverse Card*
Friend: "Oh Dear! You said that I talk too much..!"

by Greg I.M.Spooky June 3, 2022

Credit card slot

The fat roll(s) in the back of the head.

That guy has a deep credit card slot.

by RozaBelikova November 16, 2022

Egg Card

Something Millie found on twitter.

"Hey did you see what you can buy with an egg card?"

by Mariina June 11, 2017

Creepy Card

An argument, similar to the race card but used to try and shame men who speak their mind about things that are important to society.

Bob: "Women shouldn't be dressing in slutty clothes to work and talking smack about their husband."
Linda: "Stop thinking you can tell others how to live their lives. And stop judging others. That’s’ just creepy."
Bob: "You need to stop pulling the creepy card"

by thenextbojizzle September 30, 2022