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French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area
My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card
by Rebeccable December 22, 2019
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The Gay Card

The Gay Card is something you give to a gay soccer team (France and Belgia) that likes to drink CockJuice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Even at noon with his 3. Time trans (Someone who for example was a guy and became a woman and the regretted it and became a man again)
WHAT THE FUCK?!? BELGIA SHOULD GET THE GAY CARD
by TheNonCacoDestroyer July 6, 2018
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milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf
I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!
by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021
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Starbucks gift card

A white girl's favorite gift besides Uggs,Yoga leggings,and crop tops
Crackers luhhh dem Starbucks gift cardzzz
by Personwholives January 8, 2015
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Omnipotence Card

The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.
Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?

Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain

Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?

Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?

Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.

Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?

Christian: Why should he have done it that way?

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?

Christian: Cope harder.
by Charles Bakir January 27, 2022
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Phone card

buy me a phone card please
by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022
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