Ear Rape

Getting raped in the ear by a large cock (Preferably Black), or occasionally it is someone breathing into the microphone on a headset.

Dude 1: yo shut the fuck up your ear raping me!

Dude 2: what does my breath sound like when I breath in the mic!

Dude 1 is listening to dude 2 breathing into the my therefore getting ear raped

by Thick Nibba🍑🍑 October 11, 2019

Ear

all in the family, assuka kinnie, lain freak!! Ear loves to be mischievous but cannot control his laugh to save his life.

Did you hear that laugh?
Yeah, it must be that freak ear again.

by phasing August 17, 2022

National Grab Ear Day

Okay, what? Did you just search this up because of Moana?
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.

National Grab Ear Day is not necessary...

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

dirt behind the ears

To overlook important details

The amateur lawyer lost the case. She forgot to look dirt behind the ears.

by aditya7299 March 7, 2025

Ear Surfer

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.

*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.

by Father Figure 69 August 25, 2022

Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.

Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.

by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009

ear buggery

When you put cotton buds into your ears and it stimulates your pleasure zone.

I am gonna get my ear buggery kit and have a private moment.

by Mojazzer November 7, 2023