old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

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ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I hate ear wads JK I don't know what ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

by Orrinpants November 16, 2021

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A bitch in your ear

a feminine influence in one's life who manipulates a person's ideas of what's good and what's bad for their own self.

Typically achieved through emotional manipulation

"Little Caesars tastes so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you that it's nasty"

by uppity-downity February 24, 2024

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Ear rape is defined as distorted or very loud sound clips or songs that pop out on youtube or flash videos, generally screamers, youtube poops, or montage parodies, even it is generally being included as jumpscare on screamers, it can be also intended to be annoying or ear damaging against his or her will; without his or her consent.

There's a jumpscare that will ear rape you at the end of the video.

by CheddarParmesan September 11, 2021

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