tokyo sauna

A Tokyo Sauna happens when an overzealous sumo wrestling spectator decides to streak during a sumo wrestling competition and finds his/her-self sandwiched between 360 degrees (Celsius) of colliding sumo wrestlers.

"Is that mushimono I smell?"

"No, it's just Tokyo Sauna."

by the_tokyo_steamer May 20, 2017

Sauna: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sauna: The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025

Boston Sauna

The act of smoking a cigarette in a vehicle with the windows rolled up.

My mom used to put me in a Boston sauna on long road trips.

by BungusAmongus December 15, 2022

Sauna Rich

Someone that is super rich, rolls in cash and has got everything you could think of... Spa rich is the downgrade of sauna rich... everyone has a spa but you gotta be sauna rich to have a sauna in your crib!

Sauna rich guy: Hey Baby... Whats your name? lets get out of here, somewhere a little quieter and cosy...

Girl next day to her girlfriends: Last night was wild... I met this guy he had everything, cars, pool, spa, sauna

other girls: damm sauna rich?

by kota man aka nifty October 20, 2012

Sauna

When you release a vile fart then block the door so you friends, the ghosts, and even the monster under your bed cant escape the stench

Michael: *releases a fart so vile and horrid, the paint begins to peel from the walls*

John: holy shit dude!! Let us out!!!

Michael: *blocks the door*

Some random ghost: bro don't lock us in the sauna! ;-;

Jacob (the monster under Michael's bed): *suffocating*

by Deepfry8 January 15, 2024

sauna-off

1. Noun. A traditional Scandinavian competition dating back to the Middle Ages used as to measure a man's masculinity. The competition involves two men entering an oak sauna and, without the aid of refreshments, seeing how long they can bear the relentless, oaky heat. The last man left remaining in the sauna is declared the winner and true man, i.e. the possessor of masculinity, whilst the other is banished into the cold woodlands to fend for his survival.

Henry: Yo Ash, remember when I beat you in the sauna-off?
Ash: Yeah, my masculinity took a terrible beating that day.

by shakka July 13, 2013

a sauna of anger and envy

when something is just so horrible and maddening that you get so angry and envious it feels as if you are in a sauna.

Nelly’s prime throne over looking Nut City soon became a sauna of anger and envy

by susie squirrel March 19, 2009