Sauna: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sauna: The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025

Sauna

When you release a vile fart then block the door so you friends, the ghosts, and even the monster under your bed cant escape the stench

Michael: *releases a fart so vile and horrid, the paint begins to peel from the walls*

John: holy shit dude!! Let us out!!!

Michael: *blocks the door*

Some random ghost: bro don't lock us in the sauna! ;-;

Jacob (the monster under Michael's bed): *suffocating*

by Deepfry8 January 15, 2024

sauna-off

1. Noun. A traditional Scandinavian competition dating back to the Middle Ages used as to measure a man's masculinity. The competition involves two men entering an oak sauna and, without the aid of refreshments, seeing how long they can bear the relentless, oaky heat. The last man left remaining in the sauna is declared the winner and true man, i.e. the possessor of masculinity, whilst the other is banished into the cold woodlands to fend for his survival.

Henry: Yo Ash, remember when I beat you in the sauna-off?
Ash: Yeah, my masculinity took a terrible beating that day.

by shakka July 13, 2013

Sauna Scrap

To fool around in a sexual nature while in a sauna. Sauna Scrap involves two parties, clothed or unclothed. A Sauna Crap can go from kissing to oral to sex. As long as it's sexual and takes place in a sauna.

Mia and Max had a Sauna Scrap at the party.

Tristan and Phoenix dreamed of having a Sauna Scrap together.

by YourLocalBonerGarage May 18, 2017

Serbian Sauna

The only non-gay way to jerk off another man: you have your hand on your dick, and another man shakes your arm up and down

"Dude, the craziest thing ever happened to me! I was on an airplane and I had my hand on my dick, and this guy reached over and yanked my arm up and down! Is that gay?"

"Nah, man, that's just a Serbian Sauna."

by Mr. Serb December 7, 2021

Sauna

Somewhere I go to rest, and CHILL! 楽しい！
It is nicely hot too.

Where are you going, Mr.Kanda?
I am going to go to the sauna to CHILL!

by Hi I’m karen April 15, 2021

Stinky Sauna

When you fart in the shower and the steam and heat has an amplification effect. Making you feel like you're in a very stinky sauna

I've got terrible guts today after that chilli sauce, shower this morning was a right stinky sauna

by BigPizzle March 19, 2019