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Charge the mound

A violent overreaction to getting hit unintentionally that often results in the victim of the unintentional strike to lash back with unwholly force

Originates from the baseball term of the same name which usually occurs when the batter is unintentionally hit by a pitch. Albeit in other sports it can take several forms like in karate can be a throw.
When i was in karate the other day, my partner kicked me in the thumb. It hurt so bad that I wanted to charge the mound.
by ErPhox05 March 10, 2024
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Charge the mound

She sucked my dick so hard, I had to charge the mound.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 17, 2023
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alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.
Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.
by QuacksO February 1, 2017
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Mound

The nest built by a male Australian Brush Turkey, used for mating and egg incubation, characterized by leaves heaped into a large pile.
Mr. Brush Turkey built an enormous mound in our backyard.
by QueenieAUbaek April 3, 2023
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Burial mound

Multiple people shiting in a toilet without Flushing creating a huge mound of crap and toilet paper
The hotel never fixed our toilet so we left them a nice burial mound to deal with
by Swoly mammoth December 9, 2018
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Mounded

Mounded, a word used by fans of the haunted mound. Mounded can be used as an adjective or a feeling.
(Adjective): To describe when something or someone shows similarities or traits akin to that of the haunted mound as a group or as an aesthetic.
(Feeling): When listening to the haunted mound you may feel mounded
Example 1 -
“This abandoned barn is mounded”
Example 2 -
Person 1: “man, this buckshot song is so fire”
Person 2: “fr I’m so mounded rn”
by Whoismatt August 28, 2022
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mounds of heaven

A beautiful and perfect set of boobs.
Wow! Emily sure has mounds of heaven!
by Insertcoolhandle November 29, 2020
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