septic mound

The sexual act of taking a shit on your girlfriend/boyfriends chest. Same as hot carl.

I just laid a septic mound on susans chest.

by Septic mound October 21, 2017

Charge the mound

A violent overreaction to getting hit unintentionally that often results in the victim of the unintentional strike to lash back with unwholly force

Originates from the baseball term of the same name which usually occurs when the batter is unintentionally hit by a pitch. Albeit in other sports it can take several forms like in karate can be a throw.

When i was in karate the other day, my partner kicked me in the thumb. It hurt so bad that I wanted to charge the mound.

by ErPhox05 March 10, 2024

Snapper Mound

The a hard bulging area above a female's pelvic region. This term is close to term FUPA, but is generally harder than the average FUPA.

Those shorts do a great job covering up her snapper mounds.

by Cowfarmer September 6, 2022

Mound Boy

A old Irish/English term relating to the “the fighting Irish” or to the men who fought in world war 1. Meaning the fought next to the mound or became the mound.

“Oh that old man is a mound boy.”
“All these men here, were mound men.”

by A Zodark September 21, 2021

alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.

Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.

by QuacksO February 1, 2017

Mound

The nest built by a male Australian Brush Turkey, used for mating and egg incubation, characterized by leaves heaped into a large pile.

Mr. Brush Turkey built an enormous mound in our backyard.

by QueenieAUbaek April 3, 2023

pound-mound

Male geniltals in tight clothes.

Masculine counterpart to "camel-toe".

"Hey Brittany, check out Karl's pound-mound!"
or
"Watch out Brittany! You almost squished my pound-mound!"

by Socsglen September 26, 2018