Tell me Mrs. McTavish, you said that your new born son weighed 25 lbs at birth yet three weeks later, he now weighs only 15 lbs. what happened? "Oh, we had his mound stretcher circumsized your majesty".
by Baffersty March 07, 2018
Get the mound stretchermug. A violent overreaction to getting hit unintentionally that often results in the victim of the unintentional strike to lash back with unwholly force
Originates from the baseball term of the same name which usually occurs when the batter is unintentionally hit by a pitch. Albeit in other sports it can take several forms like in karate can be a throw.
Originates from the baseball term of the same name which usually occurs when the batter is unintentionally hit by a pitch. Albeit in other sports it can take several forms like in karate can be a throw.
When i was in karate the other day, my partner kicked me in the thumb. It hurt so bad that I wanted to charge the mound.
by ErPhox05 March 10, 2024
Get the Charge the moundmug. Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.
Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.
by QuacksO February 01, 2017
Get the alternative mounds of joymug. A old Irish/English term relating to the “the fighting Irish” or to the men who fought in world war 1. Meaning the fought next to the mound or became the mound.
by A Zodark September 21, 2021
Get the Mound Boymug. The a hard bulging area above a female's pelvic region. This term is close to term FUPA, but is generally harder than the average FUPA.
by Cowfarmer September 06, 2022
Get the Snapper Moundmug. A variation of the beehive hairdo for black women. Named for the towering termite mounds of the plains of Africa.
by wolfbait51 October 01, 2011
Get the termite moundmug. A mustache on a buck-toothed man; called such because his beaver-like teeth are visible under his bushy mouthbrow
by Crandle October 06, 2016
Get the beaver moundmug.