Flower Mound

When your dog takes a steamy poop on your best friend’s chest

“Omg, Dottie just laid a Flower Mound on my chest.”

by crazyOD February 24, 2024

Flower Mound

Demon women and children that go around being funded by their cash pig daddies. Ungrateful for everything, never polite and boasting about bullying others. The nosiest people you will ever meet. You got too drunk Saturday? They already told all the other dark entities that lurk. Ready to shame you like Queen Cersei completing her walk of atonement. They think they are better than the whole DFW area. Making eye contact won’t be hard for their demon eyes are already mean mugging you for breathing THIER air. They will pray for you to be damned in hell if you honk at them. Even though they’ve been finishing a text in front of you at a green light. Karen doesn’t like you? Nobody does. She wins in these statures. Think Jesus is here to protect you? They think they are God so they always make the rules. Imagine the underworld in Stranger Things; that’s what it feels to be a Flower Mound. The best thing to ever due is cleanse yourself and leave. The anger and hate isn’t worth your health.

“I’m feeling stuck in Flower Mound”
“Dude, you might need therapy. What can I do to get you out?”

by Thereaper777 June 21, 2023

Charge the mound

A violent overreaction to getting hit unintentionally that often results in the victim of the unintentional strike to lash back with unwholly force

Originates from the baseball term of the same name which usually occurs when the batter is unintentionally hit by a pitch. Albeit in other sports it can take several forms like in karate can be a throw.

When i was in karate the other day, my partner kicked me in the thumb. It hurt so bad that I wanted to charge the mound.

by ErPhox05 March 10, 2024

Charge the mound

To fuck someone in the pussyhole.

She sucked my dick so hard, I had to charge the mound.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 17, 2023

mounds of heaven

A beautiful and perfect set of boobs.

Wow! Emily sure has mounds of heaven!

by Insertcoolhandle November 29, 2020

Mound

The nest built by a male Australian Brush Turkey, used for mating and egg incubation, characterized by leaves heaped into a large pile.

Mr. Brush Turkey built an enormous mound in our backyard.

by QueenieAUbaek April 3, 2023

pound-mound

Male geniltals in tight clothes.

Masculine counterpart to "camel-toe".

"Hey Brittany, check out Karl's pound-mound!"
or
"Watch out Brittany! You almost squished my pound-mound!"

by Socsglen September 26, 2018