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Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

The fear of not understanding anything and fisting your penis hole.
My friends always say I’m a Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy
by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025
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Barnacle Fart

Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards
Fuck dude I’m sorry I just barnacle farted all over your room, I was on a 7 kill streak in cod
by MoistMustard November 23, 2024
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Barnacle Boy

A racial slur used in Spongebob, ( Don't fucking copyright me ) as seen in Season 69 Ep 69 : The F### Boy.
Many have been upset by this slur although it doesn't really have a target in the races many Barnacle residents are feeling rather sad about it. " I think Spongebob is a menace and should be smited off the fucking planet " -69% Of the Barnacle Residents
Spongebob - Shut the fuck up barnacle boy

Victim - * Audibly cries *

Sandy - Don't you think you're going a uhh... bit too far?

Spongebob - SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SANDY BITCH

Sandy - Pulls out m11 and starts doing mass genocide *

Spongebob - fucking dies in the backround *
by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022
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barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.
Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.
by dietotaku February 24, 2019
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Barnacle

Barnacle:

A person who attaches themselves to a team and sees games by filtering out free ticket offers from ticket holders, whales, who can't go.
I paid $100 for each ticket and this barnacle thought he could get them for free. I ain't a whale, man. Kick rocks.
by Raskull King November 4, 2022
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Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

The fear of not understanding anything and fisting your penis hole.
My friends always say I’m a Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy
by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025
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hairy barnacle

Basically a nipple.

Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
I have a third hairy barnacle....... wanna see?
by SlipperyGypsy01 November 29, 2017
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