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Barnacle b

The definition of “Barnacle B” is: Anna Hensbergen.

-Koray “The Moffuckin” Krysler.
ANNA IS EEN VIEZE BARNACLE B!!!
or:
THERE IS THE POLISH BARNACLE!!
by Krysler April 2, 2018
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Barnacle ballsack

Barnacle ballsack is something you say when your surprised or when you see the penis of the man youve been stalking for 7 months
Nate:Holy barnacle ballsack, thats a big dick!

Steve: What the fuck are you talking about you faggot you bitch ass dyke you stalking hoe your a fucking whore.
by Imanasshole123.com December 17, 2025
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Barnacle

When you take a large shit and It goes *plop plop* while you are watching G.I.L.F porn
Person 1: Damn dude that's disgusting

Person 2: I know dude I totally had a barnacle
by XXX.THOT.PATROL.XXX June 20, 2018
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im goin barnacles

When you pop your shit and the hoes are not, perchance, ready
"It's the way I pop my shit, the hoes not ready, im goin barnacles" - Carti
by Real_Bajesh March 7, 2024
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Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
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data barnacle

Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit
Dave’s bought an espresso at Starbucks to sit & write his essay he’s a data barnacle
by Nrob88 March 13, 2024
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barnacle scrape

After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral
Dude she gave me a barnacle scrape after we did anal !
by Ghost Fish May 31, 2016
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