fat sharpie 

A large, good smelling black penis.

"So you still fuckin' that white boy, Denise?"
"Naw girl. I'm drawin' some fat sharpie now."
"Oooh, did he leave a permenant mark?"
"Bitch, please. Once you draw in fat sharpie, their ain't no more white out pens."

fat sharpie by Crayola Colored Sex June 5, 2009

Sharpie Math 

When students who didn’t do well or flunked their math test or exam falsely claimed that they were penalized or prejudiced because they used Sharpie instead of ballpoint pens.

That SAT and GRE examiners disadvantage suburban white students vis-à-vis their Asian and Hispanic peers because of Sharpie math bias is the latest conspiracy propagated by QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists to vent out their mathematical frustration and anger.

Sharpie Math by MathPlus November 5, 2020

sharpie season 

The time of the year when the yearbooks come out and teachers confiscate sharpies because they are agianst "school policy".

Gin: Omg natalie , sign my yearbook!
Natalie: Sure got any sharpies?
Gin : Nah , its sharpie season Mr. Fredrickson is on paroll won't even risk it.
Natalie: Yeah, mat got i.s.s for having a sharpie.
Gin: I no totally lame!

sharpie season by soinluvwitu2 May 27, 2007

sharpie 

A gothic person; dresses in all black and has white skin, like a sharpie marker.

look at that sharpie on the stage!

sharpie by colin November 9, 2003

Sharpest 

a. A Complete Moron
b. Someone with large bowl movements that everybody hears.
c. Douchebag

"Dammit, that sharpest over there making this day a dam nightmare"

Sharpest by Lays Potato Chips September 11, 2005

Sharpie-Pain 

to draw red lines on yourself to show the world the anger or sadness you feel inside.

{Sharpie-Pain} I can't believe Chris would do that, I'm going to Sharpie-Pain my arms to show him how I feel.

Sharpie-Pain by Miss Amber July 7, 2009

Sharpie 

The act of leaving your wife for a younger model i.e 'doing a Sharpie'

Phwaoor look at that sort, I'd definitely do a Sharpie for her.

Sharpie by @youngbroker March 1, 2017