Parking Lot Racing (noun) - 1. Where chumps that can't hang on the track go in order to avoid an ass dragging. 2. The place to go when you want to be a big fish in a VERY little pond.
Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.
Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.
Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Man we gonna do some parking lot racing....mainly 'casue we will get our asses handed to us at a real drag strip.
by F1XCELLERATOR November 08, 2013
by gferaod May 15, 2022
by FenTheGoat December 09, 2024
A bisexual woman with a Black boyfriend that gets her boyfriend to target random women in the parking lot for a threesome. Both are often cases unattractive and resort to calling their target racist if they're rejected. They go after women in other places, but in so many cases parking lots. They think having a Black boyfriend is a sure way to attract women they always had difficulty attracting. These women often cases hate other interracial couples.
I just finished shopping at Walmart and was harassed by a parking lot bisexual after loading my groceries in the trunk. Her boyfriend forcefully held the driver's seat open and wouldn't stop talking to me.
by Osmocote February 19, 2025
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
When someone does donuts in the parking lot it means it took a lot of quick thinking to come up with that solution. In which case, is stated when someone makes a bizarre statement or comment on certain situations.
by BadAsh42069 December 11, 2023
What you may find when a formerly existing website that you used to visit has not quite "gone 404" (meaning, Not Found At All), but is now a blank space, entirely unrelated to the former site -- often either displaying generic categories that go nowhere, *or* showing an indication that the domain is now available for purchase.
by Obscurantist1 July 02, 2023