Offended by Nothing

In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.

"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"

"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."

"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."

"What assholes."

by Someone who kinda exists September 27, 2022

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Gerbil Offender

When you really love gerbils.

Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.

Girl: nu

Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!

Gerbil offender

When you offended a Gerbil.

by I_got_a_rat_in_my_ass February 22, 2021

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Sexually Offended

Being sexually offended is someone assuming your sexuality by talking about it and you getting offended when you don’t want someone to mention it.

“You’re so confused about your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”

by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019

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Registered IQ Offender

An extremely stupid person. Someone who makes everyone else stupider for having listened to them.

"I can't stand listening to Colin. He is frustratingly stupid. I shouldn't have to listen to him speak since he's a Registered IQ Offender."

by Cotoia August 24, 2017

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Offendity

A endless loop of people getting offended about one thing leading to a cycle of other people being offended.

Talks about meat are offensive to Vegetarians, which leads to arguments over food that are offensive to overly large or skinny people, which leads to Feminists being angry at making women objects, and on and on.

"Man that talk about meat really started a offendity"

by Jusmar March 5, 2013

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