That guy I took home from the bar had a fucking hammer: he nailed me so hard I almost split in half.
by Gravitas00 July 18, 2018
by lisasimpson May 27, 2013
by Booty Warrior6942069 March 19, 2021
hammer is here today
by aia girlie April 29, 2025
by Likehats52 February 26, 2016
a big mistake. A catostrophe of epic proportions that will cause the responsible party to get in serious trouble. From the shortened phrase "you would have been better off to throw a hammer into it!"
Ex 1 Dude, you really hammered last night...you need to stay at my place while the dust settles?
Ex 2 "What happened to Joe?"
"He got fired because he hammered the big order."
Ex 2 "What happened to Joe?"
"He got fired because he hammered the big order."
by stasis___ January 23, 2007
The metal item that Nathaniel (aka Nessenyul) can never find, no matter how many times he calls for it. Often referred to as a "hahma".
by THE HAMMAAAAH October 25, 2018