by Longshlongjoe February 2, 2022
A Greasy Anthony is a high school student ( particularly Italian ), who believes he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. He treats everyone except his blind puppets like trash, drives a slightly above average car with the Italian flag somewhere on his car to remind you of his heritage and gloats about it to all of his simple minded adorers. They usually have poser military fade haircuts because they are afraid to show some originality, bright collection of mismatching shoes ( every color of the rainbow ), football/wrestling scholarship in the future, good shape with spray tan and blinding white teeth from too much mouth wash, greasy hair with or without gel, low-eye lid brown eyes and extremely laid back attitude or open-eye lid eyes with an extremely obnoxious and cocky attitude, lays back at their desk, leaves feet in between desk rows for people to trip on, sits in the back to talk shit about the students in front and throw paper at them and deny throwing it, or when they are caught they say "you mad bro?" while smiling smugly?douchely. Then say "I was just messing with you bro" while not losing their posture or atitude.
Buttersworth: I don't like the new kid in class.
Francois: What don't you like about him?
Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.
Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.
Francois: What don't you like about him?
Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.
Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.
by Josh Butterballs January 14, 2014
A small man who will never grow. Typically smokes nic but never inhales. Thinks he can dress by wearing the same yeezy every week and the same hoodie and 5 football jerseys. With a hot mom usually
Anthony L u a weenie
by Tmull505 February 7, 2022
Big strong independent lightskin man with a very big you know what… he is very nice kind and will steal yo bitch he’s very racist but funny and he can get girls but doesn’t know how he does good in school to, he doesn’t know how to ask someone out without being embarrassed.
by Anthony Jamal James Jackson August 9, 2021
by anthony hater 5509 October 13, 2022
if you know a Tatum, Elizabeth, Anthony you would be the luckiest lad in the world. They are such savages and the coolest, they enjoy running around Walmart and freezing their toes off at the park.
person one: Who are those cool savages about to jump off the statue of liberty?
person two: That's Tatum, Elizabeth, Anthony the hottest trio you will ever meet!!!
person three: Oh golly gee wilakers i wish i was them.
person two: That's Tatum, Elizabeth, Anthony the hottest trio you will ever meet!!!
person three: Oh golly gee wilakers i wish i was them.
by w&G June 2, 2021
Anthony Leal misses her, he misses her a lot, he misses talking to her every day and her random ft calls he would receive, Anthony wishes she would just text him
by Lamarofficial January 26, 2022