Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

PORNO SLOT MACHINES

drunk customers, "huh" look if it's SIN CITY , "put your money where the SLOGAN IS"...ALCOHOL YEAH!!!!

HERMAN W0UK , WYNNDS 0F WAR

Hey this is PARADISE as let's EAT AND since we are DRUNK we can STIFF OUR SERVERS BUTT wait TED look what they just installed PORNO SLOT MACHINES and it says you can't ever lose as you get this illustrated "SEX DICTIONARY and the rules of THE GAME as they said " and no worries the GRATUITY is automatically BUILT IN as well as a "REAL DATE FINDER" from G00GLE ALPHABET TECHNOLOGY now that IS PARADISE!!!!! and a great application of that GIGANTIC TENSOR PROCESSING PLANTS in HENDERSON, NEVADA.

GAD ZOUKS, look SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI went to the WYNN the 33 JAMES THE BELL BOY BOSS MURREN KIRKORIAN IN ANAL ALAN came back on the SDX as I think he pointed out his PICTURE to people on the SDX at the time as not too crowded and the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPJILE PEDOPHILE AS ALAN I WALDMAN as he is getting another phone today as "be prepared to be shocked" as notice his name is appearing as "YOU will find out WHY" as I questioned about the BIG FIVE to SUNDER on that day , of OCTOBER 1, 2015 as do you like FACEBOOK, MICROSOFT, GOOGLE, APPLE, AMAZON ....does SUNDER remember his answers to these questions? , I remember he was soso about GOOGLE, reason as name was kidnapped by the GENERAL PUBLIC " as just GOOGLE "PEDOPHILIA" and "METSEETSUGERESUCERCHUPAR SHELKHATUTAPOS NEAREEMYALDAHPUERPUELLAGARCONFILLENINONINA it at the PORN FARM.

by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 19, 2022

Wave Machine

Something that's on full pelt when the steams are flowing. Riding the waves until they wipe you out.

That absolute sesh gremlin Foggy is on the bloody wave machine again.

by Ibiza Lad December 5, 2016

Gutter machine

Worse than a gutter slut, fat, sloppy skank that will let you fuck her in the gutter while she eats a hot dogs

That whore fucked 30 guys last night and finished a pack of hotdogs in an hour,! Damn That bitch is a gutter Machine!

by Marie$ November 25, 2023

The Origami Machine

The origami machine is a machine that twists and or jelqs your penis into a variety of different origami shapes.

"Hey Paul, check out what I did with the Origami Machine!"
"Hey let me try out the Origami Machine too!!"

by origamiman February 18, 2024

Meme Machine

Smg4

Mom: STOP WATCHING YOUTUBE AND STUDY GOD
Me: IM WATCHING THE MEME MACHINE MOM ITS AN ADDICTION KAREN

by Epic Gamer Totally October 7, 2019

Coffee machine

To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.

The human coffee machine

Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega

Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that

by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021