juve machine

A shorter hipper active take on rejuvenation: resurrecting a prior idea or activity that lost traction but is now back on.

Oh man, didn't ever take that trip because of the Corona, but now that we're all vaccinated it's definitely back in the juve machine!

by Land Snark May 27, 2021

Meow machine

A cat that meows excessively, often in a persistent or repetitive manner. The term is used to describe a feline that vocalizes loudly or frequently, whether to demand attention, food, or simply because it's in the mood to chat. A "Meow Machine" is typically known for being especially talkative, sometimes making it hard to ignore.

See: Alley cat, Calico, Climber, Clowder, Coochie-cat, Cuddle buddy, Cuddle monster, Feline, Feline friend, Furry companion, Furry sidekick, Fur baby, Furball, Fur friend, Fuzzbutt, Kitty, Kitty cat, Kitty-puss, Lap cat, Little lion, Maine Coon, Manx, Meowler, Meowing friend, Munchkin, Napper, Nooch, Nookie, Pouncing master, Pawed friend, Playful prowler, Persian, Purring machine, Purring pal, Puss, Pussy, Pussycat, Pookie, Pride, Scratch, Sassy, Siamese, Snuggle buddy, Soft paws, Softie, Tails, Tigger, Tom, Tortoiseshell, Whiskers, Window watcher.

"I can’t get any work done with this Meow Machine around—she’s been meowing non-stop for no reason!"

by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

piece machine

Anything that is determine to be a piece.

That's a damn piece machine.

by Auteylou August 12, 2017

machine gunning

The act of posting multiple times on a bulletin board in order to hit a post number target before your fellow avatars

Example 1

Poster 1 -

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Too late - 10000 is mine!"

Poster 2 - "You machine gunning tw@!"

Example 2

BB Poster 1 : "I see post 250000 is coming up on the THUS thread"

BB Poster 2 : "Aye - i'm gonna machine gun that fecker"

by Beeksy July 9, 2010

Time Machine

He act of having sex with a MILF first and then her daughter right after. It’s like you went back in time in that pussy.

That three some was a Time Machine for sure. Like mother like daughter

by Jack David February 10, 2025

Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Perjury Machine

A$AP Relli; a person who continuously perjurers themselves while testifying in court

“Relli is the ‘perjury machine’” - Joe Tacopina (A$AP Rocky trial)

by luigi mangione’s wife February 14, 2025