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jiga-jiga machine

a common colloquialism for an impact wrench. An onomatopoeia, derived from the sound that pneumatically powered impact wrenches make when a sufficient rotational resistance is met, triggering the whirring and clicking (jiga-jiga) sound of the internal hammering mechanism.
In order to take the wheels off of my car, I got out my trustworthy jiga-jiga machine.
by draco_mask March 8, 2024
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Blyat Machine

A russian machine to mouth off other people.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.
by Sleepy Hed February 26, 2021
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Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.
Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
by Rimzi May 27, 2024
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Conway The Machine

A Buffalo based rapper, deep in the niche of reviving the 1990s east coast golden age rap style, known for dropping 50 projects a year, his Griselda collective and label, and his sideways mouth due to a shooting in 2012, which hit his face and left it partially paralyzed, thus the name of his 2024 album "Slant Face Killah"

Or simply the "Grimiest Of All Time"
Man 1: yo whats your favourite Conway The Machine album?
Man 2: nah I dont play that video game its boring af
by Glaziest Of All Time August 10, 2024
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cnc machine

She (or He) is built like a CNC Machine
by Neme-san February 23, 2023
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drama machine

A genius level American concept invented in the early 1500s to Guardian the little ones cowboys would offer drama to the insane members of the occult who arrived in America to keep them entertained and make sure they would have infinite crusty nipples. I completely unsane engine invented drama machine to further advance the knowledge curated by the Great prison escapees of Europe's colonies, especially America.
The British Pyre ruled by the Wemon kind of Tania Galaxy reveled and they're open closed open close open close weak pound & drama machine
by sinrlifemattrs November 19, 2025
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