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Sad machine

The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano
"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."
by jamlew12 November 3, 2016
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Washing Machine Heart

this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart
Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*
by SlimeBoy6019 January 8, 2023
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douche machine

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.
by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003
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washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.
"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"
by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015
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machine gunning

Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....
That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...
by NutrientubusMeaGallus August 21, 2022
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The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
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LOL Machine

1 A person who is very funny
2 A computer used exclusively for League of Legends
1 "Have you heard this comedian? He's hilarious, a total LOL Machine."
2 "I swear, that kid only ever uses his PC to play League of Legends. It's a total LOL Machine."
by makaveli55 September 20, 2018
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