Meow machine

A cat that meows excessively, often in a persistent or repetitive manner. The term is used to describe a feline that vocalizes loudly or frequently, whether to demand attention, food, or simply because it's in the mood to chat. A "Meow Machine" is typically known for being especially talkative, sometimes making it hard to ignore.

See: Alley cat, Calico, Climber, Clowder, Coochie-cat, Cuddle buddy, Cuddle monster, Feline, Feline friend, Furry companion, Furry sidekick, Fur baby, Furball, Fur friend, Fuzzbutt, Kitty, Kitty cat, Kitty-puss, Lap cat, Little lion, Maine Coon, Manx, Meowler, Meowing friend, Munchkin, Napper, Nooch, Nookie, Pouncing master, Pawed friend, Playful prowler, Persian, Purring machine, Purring pal, Puss, Pussy, Pussycat, Pookie, Pride, Scratch, Sassy, Siamese, Snuggle buddy, Soft paws, Softie, Tails, Tigger, Tom, Tortoiseshell, Whiskers, Window watcher.

"I can’t get any work done with this Meow Machine around—she’s been meowing non-stop for no reason!"

by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out

Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night

by Geo raptor October 5, 2021

dub machine

some one that always wins, thereby “catching a dub”

SAM: Yo Neel how do you stay grinding and winning all the time ?
NEEL: dude, I’m a dub machine!

by pithyul May 25, 2020

Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Florence And The Machine

How the fuck are they rock?

Florence And The Machine is just a pop band, how tf do they get considered a rock band?

by UltimateDoge October 5, 2023

piece machine

Anything that is determine to be a piece.

That's a damn piece machine.

by Auteylou August 12, 2017

Rage Against the Machine

THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL.

Rage Against the Machine

by 7568ino November 3, 2023