A russian machine to mouth off other people.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.
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It sure is nice to work with my hands and I sure make tons of money but my wife sure loves to feed the machine.
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Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!
That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?
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"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
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