Austrian Death Machine 

Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.

"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"

Austrian Death Machine by gbrodee April 9, 2015

Cleaning the Washing Machine 

When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.

Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.

Cleaning the Washing Machine by NotABanana August 13, 2015

Big Mac Machine 

A machine or tool that is constantly or permanently broken. Can also refer to people who constantly go through mental breakdowns over the smallest thing.

Customer: leme get uhh 2 big maBs wit sum Bheese
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn

Big Mac Machine by Hex4Nova April 8, 2017

2 tonne machine 

The 2 tonne machine is a beast of a machine which can hold 10 big macs in each leg.

The rumble of the 2 tonne machines coming makes people cry and run in fear of being crushed by big boy ben.

2 tonne machine by Ben Booth October 13, 2017

bucking washing machine 

A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.

Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "

bucking washing machine by Dschizo May 11, 2018

barry_the_bantz_machine 

A pedo who should kill himself

barry_the_bantz_machine is a pedo

barry_the_bantz_machine by asddfefwf May 31, 2018

Hillbilly Washing Machine 

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.

The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice

Hillbilly Washing Machine by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018