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Coffee machine

To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.

The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega

Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021
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Swede Machine

Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.
I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.
by Kid with assburgars January 19, 2024
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The Origami Machine

The origami machine is a machine that twists and or jelqs your penis into a variety of different origami shapes.
"Hey Paul, check out what I did with the Origami Machine!"
"Hey let me try out the Origami Machine too!!"
by origamiman February 18, 2024
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Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.
Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.
by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010
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Wave Machine

Something that's on full pelt when the steams are flowing. Riding the waves until they wipe you out.
That absolute sesh gremlin Foggy is on the bloody wave machine again.
by Ibiza Lad December 5, 2016
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The candy machine

The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024
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Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex
BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!
by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
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