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Yeet Machine

A blade, usually from a razor or pencil sharpener, used for self harming.
My bestie tried to hide her yeet machine from me but it didn't work.
by sewerslidewhore December 11, 2021
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Machine

(In a circle of crack heads, crettin their next rock) “Hurry up and pass us that there machine our kid.”
by Kravin April 7, 2022
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Meme machine

Filthy frank needs a meme machine to survive because without memes he will die
by Joe_mama_666999 April 19, 2022
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PORNO SLOT MACHINES

drunk customers, "huh" look if it's SIN CITY , "put your money where the SLOGAN IS"...ALCOHOL YEAH!!!!

HERMAN W0UK , WYNNDS 0F WAR
Hey this is PARADISE as let's EAT AND since we are DRUNK we can STIFF OUR SERVERS BUTT wait TED look what they just installed PORNO SLOT MACHINES and it says you can't ever lose as you get this illustrated "SEX DICTIONARY and the rules of THE GAME as they said " and no worries the GRATUITY is automatically BUILT IN as well as a "REAL DATE FINDER" from G00GLE ALPHABET TECHNOLOGY now that IS PARADISE!!!!! and a great application of that GIGANTIC TENSOR PROCESSING PLANTS in HENDERSON, NEVADA.

GAD ZOUKS, look SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI went to the WYNN the 33 JAMES THE BELL BOY BOSS MURREN KIRKORIAN IN ANAL ALAN came back on the SDX as I think he pointed out his PICTURE to people on the SDX at the time as not too crowded and the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPJILE PEDOPHILE AS ALAN I WALDMAN as he is getting another phone today as "be prepared to be shocked" as notice his name is appearing as "YOU will find out WHY" as I questioned about the BIG FIVE to SUNDER on that day , of OCTOBER 1, 2015 as do you like FACEBOOK, MICROSOFT, GOOGLE, APPLE, AMAZON ....does SUNDER remember his answers to these questions? , I remember he was soso about GOOGLE, reason as name was kidnapped by the GENERAL PUBLIC " as just GOOGLE "PEDOPHILIA" and "METSEETSUGERESUCERCHUPAR SHELKHATUTAPOS NEAREEMYALDAHPUERPUELLAGARCONFILLENINONINA it at the PORN FARM.
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 19, 2022
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beefin machine

a befin machine is a car which looks like a wennus n it is black
o my good phill n mike saw a beefing machine 2 day
by phill April 14, 2004
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net-machines

www.net-machines.com
The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.
This do0d from NM totally destroyed my pathetic ass on eplanet last night, while completely obliterating me verbally !
by www.net-machines.com May 28, 2003
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douche machine

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.
by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003
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