2 tonne machine

The 2 tonne machine is a beast of a machine which can hold 10 big macs in each leg.

The rumble of the 2 tonne machines coming makes people cry and run in fear of being crushed by big boy ben.

by Ben Booth October 13, 2017

lean green mean cream machine

lacie

“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny

by mr twittie twister and his sis February 11, 2021

Conway The Machine

A Buffalo based rapper, deep in the niche of reviving the 1990s east coast golden age rap style, known for dropping 50 projects a year, his Griselda collective and label, and his sideways mouth due to a shooting in 2012, which hit his face and left it partially paralyzed, thus the name of his 2024 album "Slant Face Killah"

Or simply the "Grimiest Of All Time"

Man 1: yo whats your favourite Conway The Machine album?
Man 2: nah I dont play that video game its boring af

by Glaziest Of All Time August 10, 2024

Cook machine

A concept designed by Issy (a mix between a washing machine and a oven)

Turn the cook machine on

by Big brain bill April 25, 2020

Cook machine

A cook machine is a way to use less space having a cooker and a washing machine in 1

The other day I brought a cook machine to use less space

by Cookmachine123 April 25, 2020

Meow machine

A cat that meows excessively, often in a persistent or repetitive manner. The term is used to describe a feline that vocalizes loudly or frequently, whether to demand attention, food, or simply because it's in the mood to chat. A "Meow Machine" is typically known for being especially talkative, sometimes making it hard to ignore.

See: Alley cat, Calico, Climber, Clowder, Coochie-cat, Cuddle buddy, Cuddle monster, Feline, Feline friend, Furry companion, Furry sidekick, Fur baby, Furball, Fur friend, Fuzzbutt, Kitty, Kitty cat, Kitty-puss, Lap cat, Little lion, Maine Coon, Manx, Meowler, Meowing friend, Munchkin, Napper, Nooch, Nookie, Pouncing master, Pawed friend, Playful prowler, Persian, Purring machine, Purring pal, Puss, Pussy, Pussycat, Pookie, Pride, Scratch, Sassy, Siamese, Snuggle buddy, Soft paws, Softie, Tails, Tigger, Tom, Tortoiseshell, Whiskers, Window watcher.

"I can’t get any work done with this Meow Machine around—she’s been meowing non-stop for no reason!"

by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

machine gunning

Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....

That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...

by NutrientubusMeaGallus August 21, 2022