by Stu Woodside December 8, 2020
by Stu Woodside December 8, 2020
1. Noun. A traditional Scandinavian competition dating back to the Middle Ages used as to measure a man's masculinity. The competition involves two men entering an oak sauna and, without the aid of refreshments, seeing how long they can bear the relentless, oaky heat. The last man left remaining in the sauna is declared the winner and true man, i.e. the possessor of masculinity, whilst the other is banished into the cold woodlands to fend for his survival.
Henry: Yo Ash, remember when I beat you in the sauna-off?
Ash: Yeah, my masculinity took a terrible beating that day.
Ash: Yeah, my masculinity took a terrible beating that day.
by shakka June 28, 2013
A pooh sauna is created when someone first visits the toilet for a rather pungent smelling deposit, and then activates and uses the shower. As a result, the pungent smell is heated by the steam from the shower, thus creating a 'pooh sauna' for the next unfortunate entrant to the bathroom.
by mallen1977 January 11, 2013
Someone that is super rich, rolls in cash and has got everything you could think of... Spa rich is the downgrade of sauna rich... everyone has a spa but you gotta be sauna rich to have a sauna in your crib!
Sauna rich guy: Hey Baby... Whats your name? lets get out of here, somewhere a little quieter and cosy...
Girl next day to her girlfriends: Last night was wild... I met this guy he had everything, cars, pool, spa, sauna
other girls: damm sauna rich?
Girl next day to her girlfriends: Last night was wild... I met this guy he had everything, cars, pool, spa, sauna
other girls: damm sauna rich?
by kota man aka nifty May 11, 2012
The only non-gay way to jerk off another man: you have your hand on your dick, and another man shakes your arm up and down
"Dude, the craziest thing ever happened to me! I was on an airplane and I had my hand on my dick, and this guy reached over and yanked my arm up and down! Is that gay?"
"Nah, man, that's just a Serbian Sauna."
"Nah, man, that's just a Serbian Sauna."
by Mr. Serb December 8, 2021
Originally devised as a retaliation to the Upper Deck an East Side Sauna is the act of defecating on a party host's dish (Preferably Fine China or Silver), placing said dish in the host's oven and then turning the oven on a low heat. This process releases the odors from the dish flooding the apartment with warmth and a rich aroma.
Greg decided it would be funny to shit in the toilet tank of my bathroom, so the next time I was at his apartment I was going to turn it into an East Side Sauna.
by vagabondPrince March 12, 2011