National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day

A day, where you must have at least 1 mental breakdown.
September 26th

Bob: What day is it?
Jack: It’s September 26th, that means it’s National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool… I’ll be in my room for a while, don’t come in for about an hour…

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

Breakdown

When you cannot do a handstand in pe class and tell someone else that you cannot do a handstand in pe class.-Hattie

Me: I couldn’t do a handstand

Hattie: stop having a breakdown

by Manhandle March 11, 2022

Mental breakdown

2k18 jamie fisher

That’s mental breakdown is tragic

by The egg of truth May 11, 2021

Emotional Breakdown

Oho! Sam Sedar had an emotional breakdown! Damn!

Hym "He had and emotional breakdown thinking about his daughter getting raw-dogged by all the fat-cocks and not being able to hit the undo button. Tragic. The real question is CAN I bang Sam's daughter... For $40 dollars? That is the going rate, I think, but I'll have to check with California. I know inflation is hitting them pretty hard, um... Jewish chicks are USUALLY pretty hot so I might even be willing to pay more than $40 dollars."

by Hym Iam November 3, 2024

Breakdown

Breakdown in the DMV area means to share

Oh you got some chips bruh? Oh yea Breakdown

Nah bruh you always begging

by Kolov12 July 19, 2024

Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown

Had an undeclared sly

Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown- Spoon

by Millers1995 August 9, 2024

Backshot Breakdown

When you’re in a fight and you’re losing so you pull out the big guns. You give your opponent backshots and hit a 360 noscope and shoot a load on their back.

Tom: Oh shit!! I’m losing this fight!!!
Jack M. Ehoff: sybau! Don’t ever talk shit again fuckass!
Tom: I only have one more chance…
*pulls the backshot breakdown*
Jack M. Ehoff: What!? NO!!! Eugh~
Tom: Let’s go!!

by HUGERED May 8, 2025