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audio-drivel

An amalgam of pent-up sexual frustation, delusions of rock and rol grandeur and a considerable serving of faggotry that have resulted in a true gender-bending manslime consumption unit.
I went to a San Francisco bath house and an audio-drivel came up and offered me an anal intrusion WITH MAXIMUM PREJUDICE.
by RallehROL March 30, 2003
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audio cave

when you put on headphones to shut out the f*in world!
dude 1: dude, where's jon?
dude 2: oh he's in an audio cave, he's having a bad day.
by theDutch March 17, 2010
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Audio Jack(ass)

(noun) A person when, upon gaining the sound system, puts on either music you don’t like, ear rape, rickrolls, or other generally bad noises.
Stop being such an audio jack(ass)”
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
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audio book

Peices of shit that try to be like books on devices but fail
by Dogeusername May 13, 2018
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audio pollution

When someone talks very rapidly about things you have little understanding, it's like the sound of an unwanted radio playing music that doesn't appeal to you.
His relentless ramble was a form of audio pollution.
by HookBeak66 September 15, 2022
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audio startle

When you forget you have your computer speakers on and one of those audio alerts (from spell checker,you've got mail,Weatherbug, etc) scares the crap out of you. Can also occur when computer is idle but the speakers are on if you have an Aquarium screen saver.(bubbling water)
I was already sitting on a poop knob when I received an audio startle that made me soil myself.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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audio janet

A funny wordplay referring to female audio jack. It is coined by Mehdi Sadaghdar, well known by his YouTube channel called ElectroBOOM, who usually shocks himself with electricity. In his video called 'Trying to Make a Wireless Lavalier Microphone', he used that expression to call the thing, which I have written about at the start of the description. (Yes, I learn British English)
Salesman: What would you like to buy?
Customer: I'd like to buy an audio janet.
Salesman: What?
Customer: I'm talking about a female audio jack.
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