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national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch
by bubabear101 June 17, 2021
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Beat up ruben sim day

Beat up ruben sim day is a day on 28th November in which you can beat up ruben sim and they CAN NOT fight back
im going to beat up ruben sim on beat up ruben sim day
by Chubbycheeks2611 November 27, 2023
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Beat up your sister day

You've always waited for this moment but you never had the occasion, now you do
Oh where are you sisteeeer, its timeeee, today is beat up your sister day
by Martichucho August 7, 2022
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Shut The Fuck Up Day

a whole day where you don't talk about "Anti Fur Day" or whatever the fuck is going on anymore.
Person 1: "Oh crap! Tomorrow's Fur Day-"
Person 2: "and today is Shut The Fuck Up day! so keep it down with those holidays, will ya?!"
by NastyMoth December 19, 2020
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National dress up as bf/gf day

August 5th is national dress up as your bf/gf day so dress up as your romantic partner
It's National dress up as bf/gf day so dress of as your bf or gf
by Yourmomsjuicypussy September 25, 2022
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National Pick up a Girl day

Today is one of the only days you can go up to a girl and pick her up without getting smacked
tom: hey man today’s National pick up a Girl day
mark: so that means i can go up to a girl and back her up agenst a wall and pick her up and have her legs around my waist?
tom: yes
by supermanisbossbutyouknowidc October 2, 2018
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April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024
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