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Shut The Fuck Up Day

Shut The Fuck Up Day takes place on April 17 where everyone stops talking, and whoever talks is automatically a homosexual.
by TheEditorOfTheWorld April 16, 2021
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National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th. National Give Up Some Cat Day is a day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong
Today is National Give Up Some Cat Day.
by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024
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National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th is deemed National Give Up Some Cat Day. A day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong.
May 30th of every year is National Give Up Some Cat Day.
by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024
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National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”
“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy
by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024
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Beat up Declan Day

Everyday is Beat up Declan Day, it is where Declan has no freedom and is beaten up, he CANNOT fight back. This is 100% true and I didn't make this up I promis
oh boy today is Beat up Declan Day! He's not safe anywhere!
by BobTheStickman420 November 25, 2022
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National Anal Check Up Day

November 6th

The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.
Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.
by heh3heh3heh3 November 4, 2019
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National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.
her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
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