National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th. National Give Up Some Cat Day is a day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong

Today is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024

Shut The Fuck Up Day

Shut The Fuck Up Day takes place on April 17 where everyone stops talking, and whoever talks is automatically a homosexual.

Oh shit it's Shut The Fuck Up Day time to shut the fuck up

by TheEditorOfTheWorld April 16, 2021

beat up a journalist day

National beat up a journalist day is on December 19th every year

Cool kids: Hey Jack know what day it is?
Jack: No, Please no not again
Cool kids: ITS BEAT UP A JOURNALIST DAY BUDDY

Jack: Dude I’m from Glendale I’m hard whatchu mean
*jack gets his shit rocked*
Jack: hEy, I sTiLl GoT mY rInG tHoUgH😭

by Bestfornothing_Benji December 18, 2019

National Shut Up Carchi Day

October 21st is National Shut Up Carchi Day.

“Hey guys what’s up”
“Shut up Carchi”
“What day is today?”
“It’s National Shut Up Carchi Day”

by Johan Training October 18, 2020

National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”

“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy

by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th is deemed National Give Up Some Cat Day. A day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong.

May 30th of every year is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024