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Groupchat graveyard 

The mound of forgotten, forlorn groupchats piling up at the bottom of your messages list.

Tombstones in the groupchat graveyard often read “Ibiza 2016 🔥”, “Victoria’a bdayyyy”, or, more tragically, “4ever Squad” and “Ride-or-dies”.

According to legend, some of the groupchats in the graveyard may be haunted by the people who acquired your friends’ old phone numbers.
1: “What was the name of that guy I hooked up with at Sara’s brother’s wedding?”
2: “Check the groupchat graveyard hun.”
Groupchat graveyard by daltonjfk October 30, 2019
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Desktop graveyard 

When you stack toilet paper neatly on your desk's top surface.
"1: WELCOME.
2: Clean up your desktop graveyard man, that's nasty.
1: ALRIGHT."
Desktop graveyard by slacketstew December 8, 2019

Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)
Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.

rainbow graveyard 

A pack of 5 or more dead vapes
My rainbow graveyard is growing, maybe I should quit smoking.
rainbow graveyard by K1nto June 25, 2023

cartoon graveyard 

Best fucking band in Hudson, WI. Three divorced dads and a confirmed bachelor bring the full force of all Urban Dictionary terms to each show they play. Lead by Tyler and his gargantuan Tyceps, guitar by Brant the pant filler, Patrick on lead bass, and the red drummer. Cartoon Graveyard was formed when the dust settled after the four whoresmen decided they were sick of not having enough fun on their own, they teamed up to redefine the cover band genre by playing only good songs people would enjoy.
Hey, Cartoon Graveyard, play freebird! Fuck off, we play onlyjams certified good music.
cartoon graveyard by MemberFluid January 2, 2024

Google Graveyard 

The place where every Google project except the search engine, YouTube or Gmail will end on eventually.

As of April 2024, it has 293 graves, from a few months young to as long as the entire company existed at the time.
Don't bother learning to use Google XXX, it's getting discontinued and buried in the Google Graveyard eventually.
Google Graveyard by NEG997 March 22, 2024

Tesla Graveyard 

where Elmo’s shitty cars go to die
Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country
Tesla Graveyard by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025